The corrupted wish game.

[JGVBjj]

Wish granted! You are now in the pool but the moment you touch the water you lose all ability to swim

I wish pokemon sun was out so i could just play it #hype

[Perseus]

Wish granted! But you cant save your progress no mattet what you try. Also all Pokémon are replaced by Bidoofs and zubats


I wish I could travel the world and just go wherever I wanted to go

[iSpuds]

Granted, but you must do so for the rest of your life; you can't stay in any one place for more than two weeks, lest the mafia figure out where you are and send a hitman to kill you. Without a permanent address, you're unable to work, and must offer grody anal sex in exchange for a couch to sleep on every week.

I wish attendance was optional at my school and absence didn't affect my grade.

[sir stefan]

Granted, they found out you'r current level is F. They don't see attending of any use and the grade will not be affected.

I wish the piecefull noise of the sea would make me less sleepy

[Wolf007]

Well goddammit, granted!! The smooth and gently noise makes you suffer from extreme insomnia for the rest of your life. At the end of your miserable days (from lack of no sleep at all) your eyeballs explode in their soccets an you collapse, while ofcourse there's no such thing as rest for you. Eventually you die a terrible terrible fatiguing death.


I freaking wish to be relaxing in the Caribbean sun with a good book and a cocktail within reach.

[sir stefan]

Granted, carribian sun however is just the same sun as everywhere. You find yourself in amsterdam, there is some sun but it is cold and windy. You definitely sit with your drink for 10minutes but then you are all shivering and head inwards again, just to read again on gd about the beauty of my thai experience.

I wish beautifull ladies would hand me my drink instead of having to walk for 3 meters.

(Looks like i just invented "vacation-torture")

[Runesmith]

Granted. Beautiful Thai ladies hand you your drinks, but each time you are mesmerized by their sleek thighs and ample cleavage that you manage to spill the entire drink on yourself. By the end of the day, you are a wet, sticky, thirsty mess, and a magnet for wasps.

I wish all the rain in Shanghai would go somewhere else... like Thailand.

[Perseus]

Granted. But it never rains in Shanghai again and simultaneously becomes far hotter. The end result is everyone leaving to go somewhere else.....like Thailand.

I wish the cast of FRIENDS could all come together for a reunion episode.

[Sagarkoe]

Wish granted but the episode never gets released .

I wish i could play games for the rest of my live Without ever having responsebilities.

[iSpuds]

Granted. It's a rather short life, though, as you neglect responsibilities like eating, drinking, and keeping up with the rent.

I wish I had a car with a chauffeur to drive me around.

[Wolf007]

Granted!! The chauffeur turns out to be Lucifer himself though. He's placed a spell on the locks of the car, so the moment you sit down in the back, there's no way out of this ride straight to the pits of hell.

I wish i never got any sickness in my entire life.

[sissiesofmarvel3]

Granted, but you are hit by a bus and die the next day.

I wish my gf was into forcing me to crossdress.

[nuss]

granted, but she is also a crossdressing guy.

I wish my gf would fuck with me every day.

[iSpuds]

Granted. Every time you go to have sex with her, she smears ten-year-old peanut butter on your face. When you, confused, asked why she does it, she replies, "Just to fuck with you."

I wish my halloween makeup would stay pristine until tomorrow

[Runesmith]

Granted. But since "tomorrow" is always the day after the current day, tomorrow technically never arrives. So your Halloween makeup stays on... forever.

I hope the weather will be nice today.