The corrupted wish game. - Page 16

Sharp Nacelle · 10-08-2010, 05:29 PM

OK, but you realise that it's truly horrible.

I wish my car was fixed already.

BlitzMundane · 10-08-2010, 05:38 PM

Granted. The first time out, a Bud Lite semi truck, whose driver had fallen asleep, careens through a school zone (miraculously missing all of the kids) but T-bones you, slamming you and your newly-fixed vehicle into the side of a large building. You die instantly.

I wish for instantly shaved legs!

Sharp Nacelle · 10-08-2010, 05:54 PM

Alright, shaved right off at the hips.

I wish I could dance properly.

Sulea · 10-08-2010, 09:35 PM

Granted, but dancing is now banned in all civilized nations.

I wish I was psychic.

sockless74 · 10-09-2010, 07:24 AM

Granted, but due to all the fake psychics that have been around for so mang years the government cracks down on all psychics and burns them at the stake.

I wish I had a spaceship.

Mistress_Louisa · 10-09-2010, 09:16 AM

Granted, but you will now be repeatedly cloned against your will and without your knowledge, sent to space for a solo mission, destined to die over and over again, all alone. Can you tell I enjoy the movie Moon?

I wish I could play the guitar

AlmightyElemental · 10-09-2010, 09:18 AM

Alright, sure. But that's ALL you can do. For the rest of your life, however long that is, you'll be playing the guitar non-stop 24/7. Whenever you try to put it down, it instantaneously reappears back in your still playing hands, which will never stop playing by the way. Oh, and all you know how to play is Freebird. ^_^

I wish I'd stop losing The Game.

Sharp Nacelle · 10-09-2010, 09:20 AM

Sure. You stop losing The Game. Oops, I said The Game.

I wish it was a little bit warmer.

(The Game.)

AlmightyElemental · 10-09-2010, 09:22 AM

Alright. You've doomed us all. The Earth will crash into the sun within the next hour. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had the ability to start and/or stop time at will, excluding stopping myself of course.

sockless74 · 10-09-2010, 01:41 PM

Granted, but the first time you stop and restart time it screws up everyone on Earths heartbeats and they all die simultaneously of massive heart attacks and you are now alone.

I wish I could have a 24 hour super orgasm that didn't squirt sperm.

Kisune Karnon · 10-10-2010, 10:40 AM

Wish granted but after it's over you will never be able to orgasm again.

I wish I lived with the person I loved.

sockless74 · 10-10-2010, 05:22 PM

Granted, but the person you love absolutely hates you with everything in them, nothing would make them happier than to make your life miserable, yet you continue to love them.

I wish for a huge impregnable fortress to command my empire from.

Kisune Karnon · 10-10-2010, 05:32 PM

Wish granted, but the only problem is your empire is made up of imaginary people.

I wish that I never had any issues in my life.

MetalGreek · 10-15-2010, 09:42 PM

Granted, but then life becomes too boring and you commit suicide from the lack of conflict.

I wish....for a chemical that can make any woman's breasts become larger and they will stop growing once i snap my fingers

timetoshine · 10-15-2010, 09:48 PM

granted. you spread them on your GF, but then loose your fingers. her boobs get so big that they become a planet.

I wish for money

10-08-2010, 05:29 PM	#226
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	OK, but you realise that it's truly horrible. I wish my car was fixed already. __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

10-08-2010, 05:38 PM	#227
BlitzMundane getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Lawton, OK Posts: 280 Blog Entries: 5	Granted. The first time out, a Bud Lite semi truck, whose driver had fallen asleep, careens through a school zone (miraculously missing all of the kids) but T-bones you, slamming you and your newly-fixed vehicle into the side of a large building. You die instantly. I wish for instantly shaved legs! __________________ Don't send me messages, asking if I want to be your slave be your mistress blackmail you share pictures trade MSN adresses or play TorD. I won't reply. Stories I've written; "Say it!" http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=55553

10-08-2010, 05:54 PM	#228
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	Alright, shaved right off at the hips. I wish I could dance properly. __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

10-09-2010, 07:24 AM	#230
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but due to all the fake psychics that have been around for so mang years the government cracks down on all psychics and burns them at the stake. I wish I had a spaceship. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

10-09-2010, 09:18 AM	#232
AlmightyElemental Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 11	Alright, sure. But that's ALL you can do. For the rest of your life, however long that is, you'll be playing the guitar non-stop 24/7. Whenever you try to put it down, it instantaneously reappears back in your still playing hands, which will never stop playing by the way. Oh, and all you know how to play is Freebird. ^_^ I wish I'd stop losing The Game. __________________ Home is where the heart is so your real home's in your chest.

10-08-2010, 09:35 PM	#229
Sulea Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northern California, USA Posts: 7	Granted, but dancing is now banned in all civilized nations. I wish I was psychic.

10-09-2010, 09:16 AM	#231
Mistress_Louisa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 205	Granted, but you will now be repeatedly cloned against your will and without your knowledge, sent to space for a solo mission, destined to die over and over again, all alone. Can you tell I enjoy the movie Moon? I wish I could play the guitar

10-09-2010, 09:20 AM	#233
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	Sure. You stop losing The Game. Oops, I said The Game. I wish it was a little bit warmer. (The Game.) __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

10-09-2010, 09:22 AM	#234
AlmightyElemental Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 11	Alright. You've doomed us all. The Earth will crash into the sun within the next hour. Thanks a lot. I wish I had the ability to start and/or stop time at will, excluding stopping myself of course. __________________ Home is where the heart is so your real home's in your chest.

10-09-2010, 01:41 PM	#235
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but the first time you stop and restart time it screws up everyone on Earths heartbeats and they all die simultaneously of massive heart attacks and you are now alone. I wish I could have a 24 hour super orgasm that didn't squirt sperm. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

10-10-2010, 10:40 AM	#236
Kisune Karnon GetDare Ninja Join Date: May 2010 Location: Imagination Land Posts: 12,295 Blog Entries: 7	Wish granted but after it's over you will never be able to orgasm again. I wish I lived with the person I loved. __________________ Male/Married/Straight/Switch/32/190 lbs Likes and Limits Toys (So Far) PM Dares Utilizing Keywords Version 3 Kik: Kisune22 My goal is to give good dares and receive them because that is how I enjoy the game. I will send reports when I choose to or if I am asked. If you give me a repeated dare or a "do your own dare," I will be very disappointed because I like to be surprised and challenged.

10-10-2010, 05:22 PM	#237
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but the person you love absolutely hates you with everything in them, nothing would make them happier than to make your life miserable, yet you continue to love them. I wish for a huge impregnable fortress to command my empire from. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

10-10-2010, 05:32 PM	#238
Kisune Karnon GetDare Ninja Join Date: May 2010 Location: Imagination Land Posts: 12,295 Blog Entries: 7	Wish granted, but the only problem is your empire is made up of imaginary people. I wish that I never had any issues in my life. __________________ Male/Married/Straight/Switch/32/190 lbs Likes and Limits Toys (So Far) PM Dares Utilizing Keywords Version 3 Kik: Kisune22 My goal is to give good dares and receive them because that is how I enjoy the game. I will send reports when I choose to or if I am asked. If you give me a repeated dare or a "do your own dare," I will be very disappointed because I like to be surprised and challenged.

10-15-2010, 09:42 PM	#239
MetalGreek getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: East Coast in the Americas Posts: 469 Blog Entries: 71	Granted, but then life becomes too boring and you commit suicide from the lack of conflict. I wish....for a chemical that can make any woman's breasts become larger and they will stop growing once i snap my fingers __________________ Hi there! ~フィリップ Spoiler: ~If being powerless is evil, is having power justice? Is revenge evil? Can friendship coexist with justice? Lelouch Vi Britannia WORSHIPS RACHIE

10-15-2010, 09:48 PM	#240
timetoshine Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 559	granted. you spread them on your GF, but then loose your fingers. her boobs get so big that they become a planet. I wish for money