Olympic Dare

[Kaylaaa]

NOTE: I've never tried figging and am going off what I read, so if the numbers are too much, feel free to PM me and I'll make the proper amendments.

What you need:
1. An Olympic Torch (a ginger root, because it BURNS when you insert it, kind of like a torch) <- see what I did there?
2. A way to view the Olympics
3. Ice cubes

Now, on to the dare:

1. Watch the Olympics for a full hour

2. Record how many times the words "gold", "silver", and "bronze" are used during the broadcast

3. Every time someone uses the world "gold", add 15 points

4. Every time someone uses the word "silver", add 10 points

5. Every time someone uses the word "bronze", add 5 points

6a. If your score is less then 100, multiply it by 3 AND write the name of your home country across your breasts or penis and don't remove it until AFTER the Closing Ceremony. If ANY of the letters become unreadable before the Closing Ceremony, repeat the whole dare again.
6b. If your score is more then 100, multiply it by 2.
6c. If your score is odd, add 49.

7. Take the ginger root and insert it into your ass.

8. Spank yourself on each cheek the amount of points you received WITHOUT removing the ginger. (e.g., if you get 100 points, each cheek gets 50 spanks)

If at any point you begin to cry during the spanking, add another 20 points to your score. Keep adding 20 every time you cry.

Note: this can be quite painful, and can burn a LOT. You're allowed to remove the ginger and insert an ice cube (MUST be in until it melts) to cool it off after every 50 spanks. While the ice cube is in, you can take a brake from the spanks. If you don't take the brake, you can't stop again until you pass 50 more spanks. If you don't take a brake, subtract 25 form your score.

Yes, I understand the pain from the ginger root goes away quickly, but when you spank and clench, the pain comes back sometimes even worse then the first insertion.

Enjoy!