Get in a kind of permanent wedgie either with some kind of string or a shoulder wedgie. Then, you’ll be edging 10 times. After each edge you will spit on yourself equal to the number of minutes it took for you to edge. The first 3 edges you must spit into a cup instead then dump the cup on your head. After that you’ll be spitting on the rest of your body. Make sure you’re plenty hydrated so there’s a lot, oh and dont forget to leave your mouth open at all times and let all drool fall down onto you. Can’t let anything go to waste here
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