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Slenderman - Doctor · 06-15-2011, 11:18 AM

I have an exam on 'Othello' tomorrow. So instead of revision, I decided to condense it. Here's the result...

Iago: ur wife cheated
Des: lol wut?
Othello: brb
Des: gtfo me!11!!1
Iago: jk dude

So I thought it'd be fun to do this with other famous texts. Anyone game?

Jacques · 06-16-2011, 10:51 AM

The Harry Potter Series:

Hagrid: Ur a wizard H8rry!
Dumbledore: Welcum 2 HgWrts
Ron: Ur famous cos ur p8rnts r xd, I'm gngr n p%r, l8s b frnds
Hermione: I'm da smrt 1, n its oBvius all da wy thru I'm gunna snog Rn nr da end, l8s b frnds
Malfoy: I'm a splt c*nt, deth 2 muggls
Voldemort: I'm a bigR c*nt, deth 2 muggls, I xd ur prnts, u cnt xd me (splr) cos I hav hrcrxs
All: wtf
J.K Rowling: Lk @ my £££, beta + sum mre bks!!, blh blh, Sn8k, Trywzrd wateva m8ningls yrs n yrs mre £££
Sirius: H8rry, I'm ur gdf8thr
Voldemort: I'm aliv, lmao
Sirius: O fck, I'm xd
Dumbledore: O fck, I'm xd 2
Voldemort: I rulez
Harry: All ur hcrxs r belong 2 us
Voldemort: WTF, Ok, ur xd
All: U c*nt
Harry: I'm aliv, ha ha
All: wtf?
Voldemort: Ur xd agen
Harry:Np, Ur xd
All: Yay
J.K. Rowling: £££

G.J. · 06-19-2011, 04:14 AM

Hamlet

Claudius: lololol im kng
Hamlet: WTF y me no king?!?
Ghost of King Hamlet: I GOT PIZZIND IN TEH EAR BY MEH BRO!!1!
Hamlet: OMGWTFBBQ?!? Imma kill teh nub! BRB!
*1 year later*
Hamlet: I KILLED TEH NUB!!1! *Dies*
Horatio: WTF?! Y U TAK SO LUNG?!? EVRYBDY iZ DED!!1!
Fortinbras: lulz, imma be kng of Dnmrk nao!!1! =3

jamness · 06-19-2011, 09:57 AM

Just like to say I love this thread.
Also: Twilight.

Bella lives in forks.
Bella falls in love with a sparkly vampire
Vampire Leaves, Bella cheats on him with werewolf man.
Vampire comes back, Bella Marries. Werewold man ANGRY.
Bella haz sex with vampire, has vampire baby and becomes vampire. WEREWOLF MAN VERY ANGRY.
Bella has speshul powerz which stop her baby from getting eaten by the nasty mean other vampires.
Big vampire fight averted because of Bella's powerz.
Happily ever after.

slave1987 · 06-19-2011, 11:28 AM

Lord of the Rings trilogy:

"This ring is evil it must be destoyed by dropping it into the fires of Mordoor."
3 films of walking then the ring is dropped into the fires and destroyed.

edit: Oh yer, link to hundred of these http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

Honesteyes · 06-19-2011, 08:25 PM

Titanic

Captain: 'This ship can't sink!'

*ship sinks*

the end.

meeacaroline · 06-29-2011, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honesteyes

Titanic

Captain: 'This ship can't sink!'

*ship sinks*

the end.

Titanic The movie

"This ship can't sink!"
*ship sinks*
"I won't let go!"
*lets go"

Star Shadows · 06-30-2011, 01:15 PM

Lord of the flies! William Golding.
Basically taken from the book a minute site but I had to read this book in year 10 so figured it would be cool to post it in vengeance for how many times we had to work out the significance of a bonfire.

(Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.)
Ralph: We need a bonfire.
(They make a bonfire. It goes out.)
Ralph: We need a bonfire.
(They make a bonfire. It goes out.)
Ralph: We need a bonfire.
Jack: Forget the bonfire. Let's kill each other.
Other Boys: Yeah! Killing is Good
Navy person who arrives: That was very naughty!

06-15-2011, 11:18 AM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Condensed Texts I have an exam on 'Othello' tomorrow. So instead of revision, I decided to condense it. Here's the result... Iago: ur wife cheated Des: lol wut? Othello: brb Des: gtfo me!11!!1 Iago: jk dude So I thought it'd be fun to do this with other famous texts. Anyone game?

06-16-2011, 10:51 AM	#2
Jacques Distinguished Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: UK Posts: 568 Blog Entries: 6	The Harry Potter Series: Hagrid: Ur a wizard H8rry! Dumbledore: Welcum 2 HgWrts Ron: Ur famous cos ur p8rnts r xd, I'm gngr n p%r, l8s b frnds Hermione: I'm da smrt 1, n its oBvius all da wy thru I'm gunna snog Rn nr da end, l8s b frnds Malfoy: I'm a splt cnt, deth 2 muggls Voldemort: I'm a bigR cnt, deth 2 muggls, I xd ur prnts, u cnt xd me (splr) cos I hav hrcrxs All: wtf J.K Rowling: Lk @ my £££, beta + sum mre bks!!, blh blh, Sn8k, Trywzrd wateva m8ningls yrs n yrs mre £££ Sirius: H8rry, I'm ur gdf8thr Voldemort: I'm aliv, lmao Sirius: O fck, I'm xd Dumbledore: O fck, I'm xd 2 Voldemort: I rulez Harry: All ur hcrxs r belong 2 us Voldemort: WTF, Ok, ur xd All: U c*nt Harry: I'm aliv, ha ha All: wtf? Voldemort: Ur xd agen Harry:Np, Ur xd All: Yay J.K. Rowling: £££ __________________ "All the world's a stage..." The MERICALE of LIFF!!! Betty Boop: "The Man. The Myth. The Legend. You're awesome."

06-19-2011, 04:14 AM	#3
G.J. getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Ireland Posts: 289	Hamlet Claudius: lololol im kng Hamlet: WTF y me no king?!? Ghost of King Hamlet: I GOT PIZZIND IN TEH EAR BY MEH BRO!!1! Hamlet: OMGWTFBBQ?!? Imma kill teh nub! BRB! 1 year later Hamlet: I KILLED TEH NUB!!1! Dies Horatio: WTF?! Y U TAK SO LUNG?!? EVRYBDY iZ DED!!1! Fortinbras: lulz, imma be kng of Dnmrk nao!!1! =3 __________________ Likes: Wedgies, Underwear, Bladder Control, Putting Things in Underwear, Wetting, Orgasm Control Limits: Public, Involving Other People, Illegal, Poop, High Risk of Getting Caught, Extreme Pain, Anal, Too Messy, Cross-dressing Internet married to meeacaroline as of 12:08:33 am GMT on June 1st 2011

06-19-2011, 09:57 AM	#4
jamness Account Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: UK Posts: 216 Blog Entries: 1	Just like to say I love this thread. Also: Twilight. Bella lives in forks. Bella falls in love with a sparkly vampire Vampire Leaves, Bella cheats on him with werewolf man. Vampire comes back, Bella Marries. Werewold man ANGRY. Bella haz sex with vampire, has vampire baby and becomes vampire. WEREWOLF MAN VERY ANGRY. Bella has speshul powerz which stop her baby from getting eaten by the nasty mean other vampires. Big vampire fight averted because of Bella's powerz. Happily ever after. __________________ L

06-19-2011, 11:28 AM	#5
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	Lord of the Rings trilogy: "This ring is evil it must be destoyed by dropping it into the fires of Mordoor." 3 films of walking then the ring is dropped into the fires and destroyed. edit: Oh yer, link to hundred of these http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ Last edited by slave1987; 06-19-2011 at 12:42 PM.

06-19-2011, 08:25 PM	#6
Honesteyes Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Engaalaaaaand Posts: 102	Titanic Captain: 'This ship can't sink!' ship sinks the end.

06-30-2011, 01:15 PM	#8
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	Lord of the flies! William Golding. Basically taken from the book a minute site but I had to read this book in year 10 so figured it would be cool to post it in vengeance for how many times we had to work out the significance of a bonfire. (Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. (They make a bonfire. It goes out.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. (They make a bonfire. It goes out.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. Jack: Forget the bonfire. Let's kill each other. Other Boys: Yeah! Killing is Good Navy person who arrives: That was very naughty! __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**