Which Came First; The Chicken Or The Egg?

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-07-2011, 01:59 PM

So, we all know that question which ends up looping infinitely.

I thought it could make a fun game. Basically, I'm about to ask the million dollar question. You guys then have to make a case for the correct answer, with reasons.

But, obviously, you have to make them weird and wacky and silly and brilliant

So, erm, which came first - the chicken, or the egg?

lucky · 05-07-2011, 03:13 PM

I know that dinosaur eggs came first

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-07-2011, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucky

I know that dinosaur eggs came first

In fact, Adam and Eve, upon entering Eden, were given a bag of chocolate Mini Eggs - therefore, chocolate eggs came first.

There is, however, a rumour that Adam may've been half-dinosaur, on his father's side...

jamness · 05-07-2011, 04:06 PM

If adam was half dinosaur, that makes god a dinosaur. Your theory is the creationist theory, so you theorize that a dinosaur designed the earth. Surely if a dinosaur did that, he would fill the earth with dinosaurs.

MY argument is:
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a normal guy on getdare talking about chickens and eggs, but I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed 'jury', it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

moxie · 05-07-2011, 05:35 PM

I think the sperm came first because without the egg wouldn't become a chicken.

MikkeyNotAMouse · 05-07-2011, 06:34 PM

chicken
definitely
chicken

Embii · 05-08-2011, 02:02 AM

GetdareTEO · 05-08-2011, 03:12 AM

Ha ha xXxAngelxXx XD

I think the chicken came first. God created the chicken in the garden of Eden. If he created the egg first, Adam and Eve would just have eaten scrambled eggs, and never have touched that stupid apple...

Rachie · 05-08-2011, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor

In fact, Adam and Eve, upon entering Eden, were given a bag of chocolate Mini Eggs - therefore, chocolate eggs came first.

There is, however, a rumour that Adam may've been half-dinosaur, on his father's side...

Didnt a sperm and EGG have to meet to make Adam and Eve?

Therefore this beats your chocolate egg

Love Rachie
x x x x

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-08-2011, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rachie

Didnt a sperm and EGG have to meet to make Adam and Eve?

Therefore this beats your chocolate egg

Love Rachie
x x x x

But God is magic, like Harry Potter but better. So he just magicked them into life

Viking_Guy · 05-08-2011, 01:46 PM

I'd say it is a trick question. Is an egg called an egg, if a chicken comes out of it, or is it called an egg if it is laid by a chicken?

If the first is the case, then the egg came first, since the dinosaurs slowly mutated into the birds we have today. Therefore, a chicken must have come out of an egg which was laid by a creature which was not a chicken.

If the latter is the case, then the chicken came first, since the aforementioned "first chicken" would have to lay an egg first, before that egg would be called an egg.

I hope this brings amusement

Rachie · 05-08-2011, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor

But God is magic, like Harry Potter but better. So he just magicked them into life

So that's what you believe lol

Think your nose might be growing

Love Rachie
x x x

Kisune Karnon · 05-08-2011, 03:03 PM

The real question is, why did one have to come first?? Maybe they came at the same time.

05-07-2011, 01:59 PM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Which Came First; The Chicken Or The Egg? So, we all know that question which ends up looping infinitely. I thought it could make a fun game. Basically, I'm about to ask the million dollar question. You guys then have to make a case for the correct answer, with reasons. But, obviously, you have to make them weird and wacky and silly and brilliant So, erm, which came first - the chicken, or the egg?

05-07-2011, 04:06 PM	#4
jamness Account Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: UK Posts: 216 Blog Entries: 1	If adam was half dinosaur, that makes god a dinosaur. Your theory is the creationist theory, so you theorize that a dinosaur designed the earth. Surely if a dinosaur did that, he would fill the earth with dinosaurs. MY argument is: Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a normal guy on getdare talking about chickens and eggs, but I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed 'jury', it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. __________________ L

05-07-2011, 05:35 PM	#5
moxie Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,695	I think the sperm came first because without the egg wouldn't become a chicken. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death" - Patrick Henry - March 23, 1775

05-07-2011, 06:34 PM	#6
MikkeyNotAMouse Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 48 Blog Entries: 2	chicken definitely chicken __________________ Me+Jill=BFFFLAA get used to it listened to the radio play all night, didn't wanna go home to another fight through all the hard times in my life, thise nights kept me alive

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05-07-2011, 03:13 PM	#2
lucky Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 558	I know that dinosaur eggs came first

05-08-2011, 03:12 AM	#8
GetdareTEO getDare Devil Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The Matrix Posts: 1,277	Ha ha xXxAngelxXx XD I think the chicken came first. God created the chicken in the garden of Eden. If he created the egg first, Adam and Eve would just have eaten scrambled eggs, and never have touched that stupid apple... __________________ Straight male, 30, Denmark. Likes: semi-public, public (at night, not too risky), dice dares, playing online Soft limits: denial, edging. Hard limits: anal, crossdressing, messy/scat, social suicide, hookups, masturbating on video/cam, deepthroating, enemas, excessively time consuming, too public, probably more. Kik: getdareteo.

05-08-2011, 01:46 PM	#11
Viking_Guy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 388	I'd say it is a trick question. Is an egg called an egg, if a chicken comes out of it, or is it called an egg if it is laid by a chicken? If the first is the case, then the egg came first, since the dinosaurs slowly mutated into the birds we have today. Therefore, a chicken must have come out of an egg which was laid by a creature which was not a chicken. If the latter is the case, then the chicken came first, since the aforementioned "first chicken" would have to lay an egg first, before that egg would be called an egg. I hope this brings amusement

05-08-2011, 03:03 PM	#13
Kisune Karnon GetDare Ninja Join Date: May 2010 Location: Imagination Land Posts: 12,581 Blog Entries: 7	The real question is, why did one have to come first?? Maybe they came at the same time. __________________ Male/Married/Straight/Switch/32/190 lbs Likes and Limits Toys (So Far) PM Dares Utilizing Keywords Version 3 Kik: Kisune22 My goal is to give good dares and receive them because that is how I enjoy the game. I will send reports when I choose to or if I am asked. If you give me a repeated dare or a "do your own dare," I will be very disappointed because I like to be surprised and challenged.