Banana + Ass = broken banana.

Instinct · 04-17-2011, 02:00 PM

This isn't a fictional story, or made up.. or very long.

The point is, I've been liking anal a little more recently, and we had bananas. So, of course, I tried to put one up my ass...it didn't go as I planned.

It wouldn't go in. I lubed it up and my ass as well, and I tried to stretch the little hole a little so that it'd go in easier..but it wouldn't - it just WOULDN'T go in. Nothing in the world could pry it open. o__O My god. in my attempts at trying to get the banana in, it BROKE. and it had some pretty tough packaging.

I'm still amazed and a little sad that it didn't go in..

dared to perfection · 04-17-2011, 02:28 PM

i'm not really surprised, i did once try the same and had NO luck at all. I also chose a tough banana. however i have seen it work perfectly fine with a vagina

Memories for Life · 04-17-2011, 02:54 PM

That's why it's best to freeze the banana first or go with a fake fruit (plastic banana)!

Lovesfundares · 04-17-2011, 08:58 PM

i just use something else to get my ass warmed up first. (then the banana doesnt break)

bee9 · 04-17-2011, 10:58 PM

Next time get your ass fucked first.

RockNroll1_1 · 04-17-2011, 11:33 PM

finger yourself, relax , it will go in

04-17-2011, 02:00 PM	#1
Instinct Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 93	Banana + Ass = broken banana. This isn't a fictional story, or made up.. or very long. The point is, I've been liking anal a little more recently, and we had bananas. So, of course, I tried to put one up my ass...it didn't go as I planned. It wouldn't go in. I lubed it up and my ass as well, and I tried to stretch the little hole a little so that it'd go in easier..but it wouldn't - it just WOULDN'T go in. Nothing in the world could pry it open. o__O My god. in my attempts at trying to get the banana in, it BROKE. and it had some pretty tough packaging. I'm still amazed and a little sad that it didn't go in.. __________________ Likes, pain, nipple/clit/pussy torture, feeling 'full', rough sex. Will do just a little bit, anal, ice. Uninterested, spanking, edging, tying myself up, non-genital pain. Limits, scat, public, getting caught, food, messy/complicated, photos.

04-17-2011, 08:58 PM	#4
Lovesfundares Account Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: indiana Posts: 263	i just use something else to get my ass warmed up first. (then the banana doesnt break) __________________ just bein me =) http://lfd-brodytunis.tumblr.com/

04-17-2011, 11:33 PM	#6
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04-17-2011, 02:28 PM	#2
dared to perfection getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: the best parts of the UK Posts: 1,090 Blog Entries: 1	i'm not really surprised, i did once try the same and had NO luck at all. I also chose a tough banana. however i have seen it work perfectly fine with a vagina

04-17-2011, 02:54 PM	#3
Memories for Life getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 1,012	That's why it's best to freeze the banana first or go with a fake fruit (plastic banana)!

04-17-2011, 10:58 PM	#5
bee9 getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,797	Next time get your ass fucked first.