Ruin my thanksgiving meal

[ftmjake501]

I was supposed to go home to be with my family, but covid is getting bad and I'm no longer allowed home so I'll be making myself a thanksgiving meal. I'm looking for encouragement and accountability in ruining my Thanksgiving. I want to have as much piss involved in the food as possible without completely stinking up the place - I do have a roommate after all.

I already cut up potatoes pretty small and filled the bag with them with my fresh morning piss. They'll be soaking until tomorrow afternoon when I go to cook them.

I already bought:

\- cranberry sauce (the jelly, can-shaped kind)

\- boxed stuffing

\- frozen turkey breast

\- canned yams (I forgot the marshmallows)


\*\*Side note\*\* - I'm a 30 yo ftm transguy so I don't have a dick and I don't make cum but I make piss just fine

[JackBlack351]

You'll mix the sauce with piss in equal parts.

The yams should be inserted in your ass before used in the food, no cleaning.

For the stuffing you could add bits of poop if you're into it, don't know your likes.

And to finish both turkey and potatoes should be cooked in your piss.

Hoping it's ruined enough.

[ftmjake501]

I was really just looking for piss dares as I’m really not into poop. But I might try stuffing the yams up my ass if I can get deep enough in subspace...

[ftmjake501]

For the cranberry-piss sauce, should I do it today and freeze it? Or do it tomorrow so it’s fresh?

[ftmjake501]

I’d love if someone wanted to watch, make sure I do what I’m supposed to ....

[Greatcornbow]

Originally Posted by ftmjake501

I was supposed to go home to be with my family, but covid is getting bad and I'm no longer allowed home so I'll be making myself a thanksgiving meal. I'm looking for encouragement and accountability in ruining my Thanksgiving. I want to have as much piss involved in the food as possible without completely stinking up the place - I do have a roommate after all.

I already cut up potatoes pretty small and filled the bag with them with my fresh morning piss. They'll be soaking until tomorrow afternoon when I go to cook them.

I already bought:

\- cranberry sauce (the jelly, can-shaped kind)

\- boxed stuffing

\- frozen turkey breast

\- canned yams (I forgot the marshmallows)


\*\*Side note\*\* - I'm a 30 yo ftm transguy so I don't have a dick and I don't make cum but I make piss just fine

Tablespoonful of salt on each item in dinner.