10-20-2016, 11:00 PM
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getDare Sweetheart
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 270
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sexualfeelings
Sexualizing Erotic Xylophones Under All Lovely Fluorescent Enigmatic Eggs Late In November Greeting Snow
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M/Bi/Mostly sub  Likes: Cum play, anal play (household objects/fingers), feet, pee, humiliation, sissification, hidden public Dislikes/ punishments: spanking, body writing, denial Limits: high risk public, pain/blood, family, illegal, permanent, face pics, vomit, heavy scatbdsm test results AMA |
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10-28-2016, 07:42 AM
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#137 |
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Durham, UK
Posts: 49
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Can All Cats Think Intelligently?
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11-01-2016, 02:09 PM
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#138 |
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Member
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Aidyl
And I'll do your laundry....
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Likes:Hidden public, Naked, Quick Dares, Exhibitionist, Bondage, Buttplug, CBT, Orgasms🥴 Dislikes: Pee, Denial Punishment: Cum Eating Limits: Face, Scat, Family, Illegal Kik: Ibnkd My PM Dares |
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11-02-2016, 03:18 AM
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#139 |
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Starchy Sadist
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Incestuous Bunnies Need Kinky Dungeons
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask.  "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
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11-02-2016, 03:20 AM
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#140 |
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getDare Sweetheart
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I Suffer Periodically Under Duchess Syndrome
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I love IceMaiden. She is my everything. She is mine and I am hers. I am extremely happy with the wonderful girl I have.
I do NOT want anyone else. This includes casual play or giving tasks/punishments. Do not ask!! |
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11-02-2016, 03:43 PM
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#141 |
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Starchy Sadist
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Always bring umbrellas safely indoors via elevator. Mangey alpacas steal them every rainfall.
Fuck you for making making me acronym such a long name. 
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
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11-02-2016, 03:48 PM
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#142 |
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getDare Devil
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If spanking: Please utilize devices sadistically
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 Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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11-02-2016, 03:53 PM
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#143 |
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Starchy Sadist
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Can ornery louses only speak unto boring, grumpy, unmotivated Yorkies?
Why are all the acronyms for my username pretty much perfectly aligned with my personality?
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" Last edited by iSpuds; 11-02-2016 at 03:54 PM. Reason: I liked Yorkies better :p |
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11-02-2016, 03:55 PM
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#144 |
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getDare Devil
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Interesting snippet: Purple underwear desire spanks.
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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11-02-2016, 04:13 PM
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#145 |
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getDare Sweetheart
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Chimpanzees Only Love Ornery Spuds Unless Beaten Gratuitously Utilising Y-fronts
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I love IceMaiden. She is my everything. She is mine and I am hers. I am extremely happy with the wonderful girl I have.
I do NOT want anyone else. This includes casual play or giving tasks/punishments. Do not ask!! |
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11-02-2016, 04:49 PM
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#146 |
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getDare Devil
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Able Bodied United States intern verily emasculated my Aunt Susan's tomato eating rabbit
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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09-29-2018, 02:05 PM
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#148 |
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getDare Devil
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Jump
On A Nipple Seems Kinda Yummy
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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