Ever been caught?

[Twisted Kitten]

1. Have you ever been caught naked? If so, tell us the story.

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, tell us the story.

3. Have you ever been caught having sex? If so, tell us the story.

4. What is the biggest lie you have ever told? Were you caught?

[Twisted Kitten]

1. Have you ever been caught naked? If so, tell us the story.
I Have! The full story is in my blog, but the short version is that I decided to go streaking when I was a senior in highschool and kinda drunk. I got far down my road, and jacked off under a street light, only to be caught by a classmate who was coming home from work. It was like, 2 am.

2. Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, tell us the story.
this? No. Not that i can remember. I'm very good at locking the door when I masturbate.

3. Have you ever been caught having sex? If so, tell us the story.
yes, back in 9th grade or so, I was in a 69 with a friend of mine, when a mutual friend of ours (I call him my little brother alot) walked in on us. I was on the bottom, and he almost threw up when he saw us. He wasn't aware that me and (We will call the friend Jack) were in a friends with benefits relationship.

4. What is the biggest lie you have ever told? Were you caught?
this one is harder, as I lied a lot in my formative years.
Perhaps the biggest lie was when I told the people I was in civil air patrol with, that I was born in Poland. I never got caught, and the one I still hang with belives it to this day. (Its been about 8-9 years) it's grounded in truth, my familly is polish, but we came to America in the late 1930's, fleaing the soviet occupation of poland.