"The Cullen" Dare - Page 2

Undercower · 07-30-2010, 11:42 AM

It comes with the etiquette "I sparkle

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BrownEyedGirl · 07-30-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyBoop

I am totally buying this. Seriously. It sparkles.

Haha, have been thinking the same...
how is the sparkle?

Stix · 07-30-2010, 12:24 PM

I've never seen or read the twilight stuff...so I don't really get the whole sparkling thing...
but I STILL find this absolutely hilarious XD

Ribbit101 · 07-30-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Laughing Fish

Making Twilight-haters buy "The Cullen" vibrator and have a good time with it sounds like a delightfully sadistic idea for a dare.

fFuuuuuuuuucccc------

*Adds to limits*

Undercower · 07-31-2010, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stix

I've never seen or read the twilight stuff...so I don't really get the whole sparkling thing...
but I STILL find this absolutely hilarious XD

Stix it sparkles because when vampires go into sunlight they begin to sparkle

Aivey · 07-31-2010, 01:48 AM

LOL OMFG that IS really warped...
but scientifically speaking, edward cullen should be ROOM TEMPERATURE because he does not generate heat nor absorbs it...
LMFAO...

Ninjota · 07-31-2010, 01:52 AM

.....What the f*ck....

THIS IS NOT OKAY. It makes me lose faith in humanity.

Stix · 07-31-2010, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undercower

Stix it sparkles because when vampires go into sunlight they begin to sparkle

Oh...I see...

Any particular reason? or just cos the author thought it would be cool?

Ribbit101 · 07-31-2010, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Stix

Oh...I see...

Any particular reason? or just cos the author thought it would be cool?

She had a dream about a sparkling man.

I kid you not.

Google it.

It was her sole reason for writing such a self-indulgent piece of tripe.

Off topic a little, I wonder how many paedophiles have tried sitting in an icebath, covering themselves in glitter, and heading off to hunt little twi-tards?

On the subject of twilight and paedophiles.... The author even advocates it in one scene where Bella has just given birth and Taylor Lautner's werewolf character falls in love with her and touches her so that he 'imprints' on her and claims her to be his wife.... :s

Note: I had a bunch of female and male friends obsessed with Twilight so I read the first book... Then, I had a girlfriend, so I was forced to watch the film.

The film actually wasn't quite so bad as it wasn't told from first-person...

ace1991 · 07-31-2010, 01:21 PM

Vampires. The Living Dead. Rapers and pillagers. Blood drinkers.

THEY SHOULD NOT SPARKLE! EVER!

Anyone who wants to read about vampires should read Necroscope. Those books are what vampires should really be like.

Kolia · 07-31-2010, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ace1991

Vampires. The Living Dead. Rapers and pillagers. Blood drinkers.

THEY SHOULD NOT SPARKLE! EVER!

Anyone who wants to read about vampires should read Necroscope. Those books are what vampires should really be like.

You rock! That series is amazing. I'm on to the first one not about keogh, the one about jake cutter. I've read them all up the there (including vampire world, the trilogy of keogh's sons.

07-30-2010, 11:42 AM	#16
Undercower Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 14	It comes with the etiquette "I sparkle " __________________ 18/M/DK Likes: Masturbation, Anal, Petting, Messy, Mild public, Cum play, Very mild Bondage. Dislikes: Bdsm, Very public, Pain, Scat, Piss, Personal, Balls, Illegal,

07-31-2010, 01:48 AM	#21
Aivey getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lost in the realms of the internet... Posts: 389 Blog Entries: 18	LOL OMFG that IS really warped... but scientifically speaking, edward cullen should be ROOM TEMPERATURE because he does not generate heat nor absorbs it... LMFAO... __________________ I'm an 18 year old, female submissive who has everything she needs, so there's really no need to ask me to be your sub. However, do feel free to check out my Fetlife or even ask me anything! My Fetlife Ask Me Anything

07-31-2010, 01:52 AM	#22
Ninjota Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: East Coast Posts: 513 Blog Entries: 293	.....What the f*ck.... THIS IS NOT OKAY. It makes me lose faith in humanity. __________________ If I was your vampire, certain as the moon Instead of killing time We'll have each other until the sun If I was your vampire, death waits for no one Hold my hands across your face Because I think our time has come

07-30-2010, 12:24 PM	#18
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	I've never seen or read the twilight stuff...so I don't really get the whole sparkling thing... but I STILL find this absolutely hilarious XD

07-31-2010, 01:21 PM	#25
ace1991 Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 56	Vampires. The Living Dead. Rapers and pillagers. Blood drinkers. THEY SHOULD NOT SPARKLE! EVER! Anyone who wants to read about vampires should read Necroscope. Those books are what vampires should really be like.