Strip or Slime Battleships

[Cake Battered]

I've always loved stripping games, and messy games for that matter, so I thought I'd combine the two for this version of Battleships.

So, here are the rules:

Before playing, get yourself ten messy items, one for each of your ships. Try and match the scale of your items with the size of your ships, so small items for the 1 square ships, and something nice and big for the 4 square ship. What to use is entirely up to you though!

Here's what I was thinking of using:

4 1 square ships - Eggs and little pots of yogurt
3 2 square ships - Cans of rice pudding and baked beans
2 3 square ships - Cartons of custard, or bottles of chocolate sauce
1 4 square ship - Big bowl of porridge!

Both players should wear five items of clothing, or less if you want more risk!

Both players go to http://en.battleship-game.org/

Every time a ship is sunk, the loser must decide whether to remove an item of clothing, or get messy using one of the items linked to the ship size. If they go for the mess, then the winner gets to decide where it goes.

That's basically it! I thought the stripping option would make for some interesting decisions: Do you strip when you lose your small ships and hope to stay clean, but risk taking the messier items later? Do you take the lighter mess but strip to avoid the big stuff? Do you just say sod it, stay clothed and get incredibly messy?

I think this only really works on cam, or with pic proof, otherwise there's not really any risk to the stripping option.

I'm free to play this Saturday in the day if anyone fancies a go with me? I'd much rather play with a woman than a man though, although I realise that's unlikely.

[Cake Battered]

Bumping this as I have a few hours to myself today and would love to try a game if anyone's interested.