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Old 05-20-2010, 08:17 AM   #1
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Naturally Wild
by THE DOCTOR


I wanna go hide
I wanna strip nude
I wanna feel cold air
Hit me on the dude.

I wanna be free
I wanna be bare
I wanna be human
But do I dare?

I was born naked
I wanna live nude
I think it's a shame
People deem it rude.

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They Spoilt The View
by THE DOCTOR


Passion.
He thrusts
She lusts,
He taunts
She wants,
He moves
Her grooves,
Back, forth, back
In a bush,
Fun.
For them.
For me, no.
I want nature
And birds and trees,
Not penis, vagina,
Buttocks and knees.

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Willy W*nka
by THE DOCTOR


Who can take the pants down -
Tremble at the knees?
Who can slide it in
And pull it straight back out with ease?
The Randy Man!
Yes, the Randy Man can!
The Randy Man can
Because his penis is erect which makes the sex feel good...


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Old 05-20-2010, 08:25 AM   #2
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Blunt Cunt
by THE DOCTOR


Touch my bellend
Wank my knob
Shove my penis
In your gob.

Suck my helmet
Deepthroat Jack
Open wide -
Give him back.

Eat my cum
And suck my balls
Let me do you -
All your holes.

~~~

Basically, What I'm Trying To Say Is...
by THE DOCTOR


Stroke my badger
Lick my stick
Poke my mushroom
Blow my wick.

Hug my panda
Flick my flop
Nudge my ping pong
Beat my cop.

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