What's the weirdest object you've cum into?

CISS · 12-15-2009, 06:08 AM

Yes, I'm talking about objects, not people (don't tell me your girlfriend is an object

).

So, what objects did you blow a load into?
"Condom" would be a rather mundaine answer, "teddy bear" gets more interesting, and if you answer with "my old computer's USB port" you may get a few laughs.

CISS

owned · 12-15-2009, 05:36 PM

i think that people should be included. cause it could be some weird people like grandma walked in on you right as you were about to cum. for me its not really an object but my face.

EnigmaNZ · 12-15-2009, 07:29 PM

A pencil case fill of...yep pencils belonging to some kid at school when I was about 13 or 14. Its their own fault for leaving the classroom window unlocked lol.

More recently, hmm, a can of coke that I then handed onto a guy. Well I knew he was coming and I was cumming so I combined the two events, cum in the can then pretended to open later lol. He had it cumming anyway.

Cum in someones shoe once, in a ham and lettuce roll, not my own. Can't remember any other unusual places at the moment.

12-15-2009, 06:08 AM	#1
CISS getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: EU Posts: 472	What's the weirdest object you've cum into? Yes, I'm talking about objects, not people (don't tell me your girlfriend is an object ). So, what objects did you blow a load into? "Condom" would be a rather mundaine answer, "teddy bear" gets more interesting, and if you answer with "my old computer's USB port" you may get a few laughs. CISS __________________ CISS - cause I say so! I dare you to PM me for a dare...cause I say so!

12-15-2009, 07:29 PM	#3
EnigmaNZ getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 367 Blog Entries: 32	A pencil case fill of...yep pencils belonging to some kid at school when I was about 13 or 14. Its their own fault for leaving the classroom window unlocked lol. More recently, hmm, a can of coke that I then handed onto a guy. Well I knew he was coming and I was cumming so I combined the two events, cum in the can then pretended to open later lol. He had it cumming anyway. Cum in someones shoe once, in a ham and lettuce roll, not my own. Can't remember any other unusual places at the moment. __________________ Last edited by EnigmaNZ; 12-15-2009 at 07:36 PM.

12-15-2009, 05:36 PM	#2
owned Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: usa Posts: 182 Blog Entries: 1	i think that people should be included. cause it could be some weird people like grandma walked in on you right as you were about to cum. for me its not really an object but my face.