Marvin's Blankety Blank

Slenderman - Doctor · 11-09-2009, 09:10 AM

Unlike normal Blankety Blank, you don't have to try and match answers with anyone. This is purely for fun. Also, I want to encourage variety, uniqueness and originality. Some of the (blank) are obvious, so please try and think outside of the box. Have fun!

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts (blank) instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to (blank) my (blank).

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest (blank).

4. If you want to (blank) my (blank), you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My (blank) is on (blank).

6. Gosh, that is one big (blank).

7. (blank) and (blank) are (blank) and (blank).

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a (blank).

Night-1991 · 11-09-2009, 09:17 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hairspray instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to stroke my manhood. (haaa you knooooowww)

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest TITS!

4. If you want to suck my cock, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My lighter is on fire.

6. Gosh, that is one big arse.

7. 1 and 2 are 3 and 4.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a stripper.

Slenderman - Doctor · 11-09-2009, 09:58 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts razorblades instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to stroke my cat.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest umbrella.

4. If you want to ride my camel, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My goldfish is on drugs.

6. Gosh, that is one big Smurf.

7. Me and you are human and cool. (Meh, shit, I know)

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a grave-robber.

BettyBoop · 11-09-2009, 09:59 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts shampoo and conditioner instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to ride my horse.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest forehead.

4. If you want to lick my lollipop, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My arm is on the roof.

6. Gosh, that is one big bug.

7. Him and her are sexing and more.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a killer.

LilAngel · 11-14-2009, 07:00 PM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts chocolate-covered fairy floss instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to run around everywhere until I find the left over ice cream my pet monkey left for me.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest unicorn horn coming out of her forehead.

4. If you want to have my magical mod stick, tell my pet monkey that you're my radioactive alter ego, but you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My yearly english assessment is on nothing since I forgot all about it.

6. Gosh, that is one big penis you have on your maths textbook.

7. Mr Bean and the evil attacking tomatulips are ganging up with deep fried strawberries and attacking the cougars.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a neon green fish.

SWoody · 11-17-2009, 12:43 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hair instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to hug my friend

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest Adams apple.(..wait a minute)

4. If you want to drink my juice, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My mate is on the "stuff".

6. Gosh, that is one big bicycle.

7. John and Edward are fish and evil.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a body builder.

loveiswaiting · 11-17-2009, 01:41 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts strawberries instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to eat my socks.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest smile!

4. If you want to strokemy neck, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My postman is on drugs.

6. Gosh, that is one bigelephant poo.

7. space and robots are funand magical.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be an astronaut.

milkdat · 11-17-2009, 09:11 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts sugar instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to drop my trousers.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest mustache.

4. If you want to rub chocolate on my suitcase, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My dog is on top of the world.

6. Gosh, that is one big snuffleluffagus.

7. Echidnas and flamingos are short and tall.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a child molester?

interesting · 11-17-2009, 05:47 PM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts colored dyes instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to prance around my street sign.

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest collection of mustache shavings.

4. If you want to borrow my intelligence, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My advertisement for a used waffle iron is on craigslist.

6. Gosh, that is one big honeydew melon.

7. Jack and Jackie are twins and clones.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a trapeze artist.

slave1987 · 11-18-2009, 05:08 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hair dye instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to kick my can

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest cock.

4. If you want to eat my pizza, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My sex is on fire

6. Gosh, that is one big boat

7. Geography and history are boring and pointless

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a man

lokelake · 11-18-2009, 09:57 AM

1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts teeth instead.

2. On my way home from school/work, I like to shoot my feet

3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest toe.

4. If you want to kiss my depp, you'll have to ask nicely.

5. My pencil is on nothing.

6. Gosh, that is one big head.

7. Chips and chips are wordsand food.

8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a banker.

11-09-2009, 09:10 AM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Marvin's Blankety Blank Unlike normal Blankety Blank, you don't have to try and match answers with anyone. This is purely for fun. Also, I want to encourage variety, uniqueness and originality. Some of the (blank) are obvious, so please try and think outside of the box. Have fun! 1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts (blank) instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to (blank) my (blank). 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest (blank). 4. If you want to (blank) my (blank), you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My (blank) is on (blank). 6. Gosh, that is one big (blank). 7. (blank) and (blank) are (blank) and (blank). 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a (blank).

11-09-2009, 09:59 AM	#4
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11-14-2009, 07:00 PM	#5
LilAngel getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 2,171 Blog Entries: 44	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts chocolate-covered fairy floss instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to run around everywhere until I find the left over ice cream my pet monkey left for me. 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest unicorn horn coming out of her forehead. 4. If you want to have my magical mod stick, tell my pet monkey that you're my radioactive alter ego, but you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My yearly english assessment is on nothing since I forgot all about it. 6. Gosh, that is one big penis you have on your maths textbook. 7. Mr Bean and the evil attacking tomatulips are ganging up with deep fried strawberries and attacking the cougars. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a neon green fish. __________________ With love, from your favourite administrator. ♥ 8==========)~~~~~~~~ WORSHIPS KANGAROOS

11-17-2009, 12:43 AM	#6
SWoody Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 97	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hair instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to hug my friend 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest Adams apple.(..wait a minute) 4. If you want to drink my juice, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My mate is on the "stuff". 6. Gosh, that is one big bicycle. 7. John and Edward are fish and evil. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a body builder. __________________ 16 male limits: illegal, blood/permeant likes: pretty much everything thats not in my limits but espacially public/semi public, messy, sleeping, toothpaste/pain and nude.

11-17-2009, 01:41 AM	#7
loveiswaiting Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NZ Posts: 68	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts strawberries instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to eat my socks. 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest smile! 4. If you want to strokemy neck, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My postman is on drugs. 6. Gosh, that is one bigelephant poo. 7. space and robots are funand magical. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be an astronaut. __________________ I'm only here for general banter. I don't want a slave. Nor do I want a master. Only ask for my MSN if you're not a dick, and you're going to use it. ♥

11-09-2009, 09:17 AM	#2
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hairspray instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to stroke my manhood. (haaa you knooooowww) 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest TITS! 4. If you want to suck my cock, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My lighter is on fire. 6. Gosh, that is one big arse. 7. 1 and 2 are 3 and 4. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a stripper.

11-09-2009, 09:58 AM	#3
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts razorblades instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to stroke my cat. 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest umbrella. 4. If you want to ride my camel, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My goldfish is on drugs. 6. Gosh, that is one big Smurf. 7. Me and you are human and cool. (Meh, shit, I know) 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a grave-robber.

11-17-2009, 09:11 AM	#8
milkdat Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 84	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts sugar instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to drop my trousers. 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest mustache. 4. If you want to rub chocolate on my suitcase, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My dog is on top of the world. 6. Gosh, that is one big snuffleluffagus. 7. Echidnas and flamingos are short and tall. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a child molester?

11-17-2009, 05:47 PM	#9
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11-18-2009, 05:08 AM	#10
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts hair dye instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to kick my can 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest cock. 4. If you want to eat my pizza, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My sex is on fire 6. Gosh, that is one big boat 7. Geography and history are boring and pointless 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a man

11-18-2009, 09:57 AM	#11
lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	1. Our local fish and chip shop is run by an ex-hairdresser. He's so forgetful that he doesn't put salt and vinegar on the chips, he puts teeth instead. 2. On my way home from school/work, I like to shoot my feet 3. Did you see that girl on the street corner? She has the world's biggest toe. 4. If you want to kiss my depp, you'll have to ask nicely. 5. My pencil is on nothing. 6. Gosh, that is one big head. 7. Chips and chips are wordsand food. 8. Janet's a nurse. It's weird when you consider that she used to be a banker.