First time thread. Need Ideas

[noveljunkie]

Hey guys, it's my first thread!

I have been slacking off in work lately, so I figured I need a long, hard, spanking to punish myself.

I'm into humiliation and spanking, and I'm open to new ideas, but I don't do pictures or public stuff.

I have a cane and a rubber paddle. I need you to decide:

1) Which implement [One or both?]
2) How many swats
3) Which spanking position
4) What I'll be wearing during the spanking
5) What I'll do before the spanking
6) What I'll do during the spanking [Counting out loud, "Thank you sir", etc.]
7) What I'll do after the spanking
8) Any additional punishments

I've been really, really bad, so be extremely harsh!

Again, no pictures, but if you ask, I might post the results in detail.

[businky]

1) cane
2) 100 full force
3) on back, legs high in the air, spread
4) slippers only
5) hot sauce on private parts, no touching for 10 minutes, then spank it!!
6) moan out loud at each spank, then call out lout: "god please fuck me (insert your full name) as hard as this hurts, thnx businky!
7) you pm me also the report and soothe red spots with ice
8) pm me for punishment!