02-09-2010, 01:52 PM | #16 |
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"Ummm....yeah....we accidentally cut off your left testicle....
Wait...you're a girl? Weird...what did we cut off?" "There is a 79% chance that this surgery will be a success...or was that 7.9%? I can't remember. Ah well..." "This procedure will either result in your cancerous tumors being completely removied and you living a carefree happy life or in you dying painfully, screaming in agony for hours, bleeding out of every possible orifice and your skin bubbling and melting off like silly putty that's been put in the microwave. Now let me get our new anesthesiologist in here for his first ever operation(To be fair it's mine too..) and we'll be on our way. " |
02-09-2010, 02:12 PM | #17 |
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"Hi, I will be your... erm... what was that word... cutty... stitchy... erm never mind, I'll remember in a minute"
"So we were doing an emergency heart bypass?" "No and apendectimy" "Its all the same thing." "So thats 3 days since someone died from lack of hygine! That has to be a record."
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02-09-2010, 02:57 PM | #18 |
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(From "The Simpsons" ... Doctor Nick )
The knee bone's connected to the something, The something's connected to the red thing, The red thing's connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh. |
02-09-2010, 03:51 PM | #19 |
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"You've got the body of someone half your age.....growing inside your womb"
"Well, we've removed what we thought was a cancerous tumour. YOu did say you and your Siamese twin aren't speaking terms?" |
02-09-2010, 04:22 PM | #20 |
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"Gross! I have never seen anything like that before." "Wait a second" <walks behind curtain> <whispers> "The hip bone is connected to the leg bone, the leg bone is connected to the shin bone, the shin bone..." "I like hurting people." |
02-10-2010, 11:15 AM | #22 |
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"Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, your son has cancer. And good news is, I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"*Patient on the Operating Table* Doc: 'Look ma, no hands!'" "And now presenting: "Trading Spaces: Hospital edition!""
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02-10-2010, 11:25 AM | #23 |
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Nurse: "Doctor! Doctor! He's bleeding from the stomach. What should we do?"
Doctor: "I don't know!"
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02-10-2010, 11:42 AM | #24 |
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Nurse: Now don't worry this operation is completely routine. Isn't that right, Dr Frankenstein.
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02-10-2010, 02:04 PM | #25 |
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"wait, if that's his liver, then what the hell is that?"
"well Mr. Johnson, your test results just came in...and GUESS WHO HAS CANCER!!!!" "wait...we're missing a couple tools...." |
02-11-2010, 04:20 AM | #26 |
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Round Three
~ Unlikely lines to hear in the next Harry Potter film ~ GO! |
02-11-2010, 04:25 AM | #27 |
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Ginny:Hey Harry darling I have something to confess.
Harry:Yes what is it,Ginny? Ginny:I slept with Albus Dumbledore just to get you into the school,and I did a strip tease to for the hat to get you into Griffindor. Harry:Avada Kedavra!
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02-11-2010, 05:31 PM | #28 |
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"Guess where my wand was?!"
"I don't care if it was moving, kissing a painting is just weird!" "Hold on a second... we have magical powers, are able to be invisible, able to take on new personas and are can move things with a wave of our wand... What the hell are we doing sitting here talking to each other when the girls' dorm is just up that unlocked staircase!?" "Excuse me Madam Pomfrey, but I seem to have broken something... well its kinda personal... um, do you have a new penis laying around...?" |
02-11-2010, 07:32 PM | #29 |
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Harry: Hey Ron, go get your wand and I'll show you my chamber of secrets
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02-11-2010, 07:51 PM | #30 |
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Harry, shouldn't you have graduated from this damn school by now?
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