Anal & Bastinado spam.

[Masomister]

Math time with Mutt

Spamming rules:
1. You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again.
2. Spelling matters. I use CTRL+F to help count, so if it is wrong, it won't count.
3. Each keyword can only be used once per post.
4. No more then 3 keywords per post
5. Have fun :3

Keywords:

Sit - 3 minutes sitting with my largest knotted toy in my rump

Bounce - 5 in & outs with the knot

LeftS - 5 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw
LeftM - 10 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw
LeftL - 15 1/2 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw

RightS - 5 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to right paw
RightM - 10 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to right paw
RightL - 15 1/2 1nch rattan cane strikes to right paw

BothS - 3 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws
BothM - 6 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws
BothL - 9 1/2 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws

Mutt Math (you don't need to worry about this part)

Every post that ends up on a prime number will add that many steps in my bastinado booties.

Every post that ends up on a number with a perfect root, will be multiplied accordingly. (So post number 4,9, & 16 get doubled, post 8(2^3) would be tripled and post 64(2^6) would be ×6)

End date for posting is midnight Sunday 25th EST