16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[SmolYui]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) My sleepwear is a cute onesie My last costume was cat( just some whiskers, cat ears, collar, and black dress)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Should have asked about an obedient kitten

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? gender doesn't really matter to me, but I have to pick the one that most fits with what is stereotypically a girl.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? cut this thing off lol

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? I wanna be cute hehe

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? rabbit tail too small

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Hehe especially if I was wearing a diaper

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Clothes aren't gendered and there is no opposite to my gender so -\_(o-o)_/-

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) They're cute... i wont say anything more, :3

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? ha I don't have facebook *bbbbbb*