16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

YoungFella · 06-09-2021, 06:40 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I’ve never celebrated Halloween so I don’t have a “last Halloween costume”. Which means my options are either nothing or a silky blue thong… I think I’ll choose last night’s sleepwear (the thong).
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Probably option 1, naked in stocks/pillory for an hour. Why? Well, because of where I live, I’m not sure the 2nd option would be that much safer. So really it comes down to which could be more fun…
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
I have no idea. But if I have to give an answer I’ll just say dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Pains me to say this but probably a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys. I feel like it wouldn’t be that big of a deal with guys as opposed to with girls.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Unfortunately, I think I’d rather wait a week… although if this were to happen and I didn’t know it would come out in a week, I probably would’ve gone to a doctor before then.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance. I’d be terrible at both but at least with the lap dance I’d be able to get up close to them and touch them.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Hahaha great question. I think I’d have to go with the beans because unlike the bad breath from the onions, the farting wouldn’t come straight away. And people who eat onions on their own are crazy
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I know it would cause me a lot of trouble but I think it’s be a lot less embarrassing than having a 3 inch dicklet. So I’d rather the 15inch cock.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
If I were a little less horny right now, I think my brain would say A cup but that’s not case so it’s the big F cups for me today

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unless that unicorn horn gives me magical abilities, I’d definitely rather have a fluffy bunny rabbit tail.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub. Hopefully I would have a decent amount of alcohol I’m my system beforehand.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Hmm… tough one. I think, maybe I’ll go with the opposite genders undies.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
This question makes me sick… unfortunately I think I’d have to risk it and go with the next stranger I see even though there’s a good chance they’ll be a really old person.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Neither… but if I have to choose I suppose I’ll have say kitchen fridge.

06-09-2021, 06:40 PM	#11
YoungFella Member Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 55	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I’ve never celebrated Halloween so I don’t have a “last Halloween costume”. Which means my options are either nothing or a silky blue thong… I think I’ll choose last night’s sleepwear (the thong). 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Probably option 1, naked in stocks/pillory for an hour. Why? Well, because of where I live, I’m not sure the 2nd option would be that much safer. So really it comes down to which could be more fun… 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? I have no idea. But if I have to give an answer I’ll just say dad 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Pains me to say this but probably a dog. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Guys. I feel like it wouldn’t be that big of a deal with guys as opposed to with girls. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Unfortunately, I think I’d rather wait a week… although if this were to happen and I didn’t know it would come out in a week, I probably would’ve gone to a doctor before then. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance. I’d be terrible at both but at least with the lap dance I’d be able to get up close to them and touch them. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Hahaha great question. I think I’d have to go with the beans because unlike the bad breath from the onions, the farting wouldn’t come straight away. And people who eat onions on their own are crazy Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? I know it would cause me a lot of trouble but I think it’s be a lot less embarrassing than having a 3 inch dicklet. So I’d rather the 15inch cock. 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? If I were a little less horny right now, I think my brain would say A cup but that’s not case so it’s the big F cups for me today 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unless that unicorn horn gives me magical abilities, I’d definitely rather have a fluffy bunny rabbit tail. 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub. Hopefully I would have a decent amount of alcohol I’m my system beforehand. 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt plug 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Hmm… tough one. I think, maybe I’ll go with the opposite genders undies. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) This question makes me sick… unfortunately I think I’d have to risk it and go with the next stranger I see even though there’s a good chance they’ll be a really old person. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Neither… but if I have to choose I suppose I’ll have say kitchen fridge.