What is your opinion on... (quirky edition)

[Jaro]

Answer with your honest opinion... or not.
Giving equally quirky answers is encouraged and answering honestly is optional.

What is your opion on ...

1. Snails
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
8. The sound 'oink'
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
10. The sex life of flies