Scenes We'd Like To See...

AlmightyElemental · 02-09-2010, 01:52 PM

"Ummm....yeah....we accidentally cut off your left testicle....
Wait...you're a girl? Weird...what did we cut off?"

"There is a 79% chance that this surgery will be a success...or was that 7.9%? I can't remember. Ah well..."

"This procedure will either result in your cancerous tumors being completely removied and you living a carefree happy life or in you dying painfully, screaming in agony for hours, bleeding out of every possible orifice and your skin bubbling and melting off like silly putty that's been put in the microwave. Now let me get our new anesthesiologist in here for his first ever operation(To be fair it's mine too..) and we'll be on our way. "

02-09-2010, 01:52 PM	#16
AlmightyElemental Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 11	"Ummm....yeah....we accidentally cut off your left testicle.... Wait...you're a girl? Weird...what did we cut off?" "There is a 79% chance that this surgery will be a success...or was that 7.9%? I can't remember. Ah well..." "This procedure will either result in your cancerous tumors being completely removied and you living a carefree happy life or in you dying painfully, screaming in agony for hours, bleeding out of every possible orifice and your skin bubbling and melting off like silly putty that's been put in the microwave. Now let me get our new anesthesiologist in here for his first ever operation(To be fair it's mine too..) and we'll be on our way. "