06-07-2009, 08:59 AM | #6 |
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The best - and at the same time, most hideously wrong pickup line that's been used on me and that i've used -
[person a, to person b] Pardon me, can i have a cube of ice from your glass? If person A gives person B an ice cube, person B is to raise a finger for A's attention, then calmly drop the ice on the ground, crush it under his or her foot,look up, and introduce themselves- "Hey. My name's Guus. Now that the ice is broken, want to fuck?" of course, one can substitute 'dance' for 'fuck' ---- A friend of mine's favorite; "Hey, how do you like your eggs tomorrow morning?" "huh?" "soft, hard, or fertilized?"
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