03-25-2019, 09:21 AM | #1 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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You know you've got huge tits if ...
I already have "You know you're well hung if ..."
Let's do something similarly goofy about women with huge tits. Remember this should not be realistic, just funny, so please exaggerate as much as you can. You know you've got huge tits if .... ... you're 10 minutes late but your nipples are on time.
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03-25-2019, 10:16 AM | #2 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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...the used car salesman reliably informs you that you don't need airbags
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03-25-2019, 10:29 AM | #3 |
A Butterfly Princess <3
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...you get black eyes from taking a jog.
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03-25-2019, 11:13 AM | #4 |
Account Banned
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...you can't find your belly button.
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03-25-2019, 12:16 PM | #5 |
Distinguished Member
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... Don't need a table for the plate
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One of the Headmasters of the Elite Slave Training School male, straight, dominant, strict, creative and experienced loves - obedience, passion, dedication, intelligence and discipline, educating newbies hates - fakes, wannabees, guys hiding behind girls profiles hard limits - stupid people and time wasters ++ My kik/Signal/Telegram is MeisterRebus ++
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03-25-2019, 01:16 PM | #6 |
getDare Sweetheart
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there in a different country than you
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Have a purrrfect day
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03-25-2019, 01:30 PM | #7 |
getDare Sweetheart
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When you have a hard time breathing they’re so big
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03-26-2019, 05:40 AM | #8 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: France
Posts: 240
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You can't jogg without kicking them.
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03-28-2019, 11:32 AM | #9 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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... the wire in your bra is made from reinforced carbon fiber.
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06-28-2019, 09:05 PM | #11 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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... you need a periscope to see where you're going.
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07-05-2019, 09:06 PM | #12 |
Truth or Dare Enthusiast
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,,, JPL has to account for them when calculating satellite orbits.
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02-07-2020, 11:59 PM | #14 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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.... you can turn your back to us but we can still admire them.
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