"Twisted Insertions" - need ideas for food or objects!

Curious... · 10-06-2012, 03:10 AM

I'm a girl in need some more ideas for object insertions!

Do you have any?
(preferably with a little bit of girth...pen sized things are too boring.

)

I love playing with both food and strange things...

But I'm not an extreme food/object player. Oh, and I'd prefer if the suggestions don't include a big risk of issues (health-wise), such as deep penetration with (if I can avoid) sugar use.

I've already heard about / done (that I can think of):

Objects:
Brushes
Lint roller handles
Flashlights
Bottles
Phones

Food:
Strawberries
Cucumbers
Bananas
Carrots
Corn

I'd love to hear your ideas!

caity · 10-06-2012, 03:18 AM

Hey :-)

What about:

Tv remote
Car gear knob
Salt n pepper shakers
Vacuum cleaner

analholger · 10-06-2012, 04:01 AM

1) Put some mushroom in a Condom and insert it.

2) Try to insert an apple. If you cannot to that bite a bit and try again. Keep trying until success.

Have fun.

Curious... · 10-09-2012, 07:50 PM

Thanks you guys!

Any more ideas?

trulypowerful · 10-09-2012, 08:38 PM

baseball bat
the tube chips come in
stick of sausage
bicycle handlebars

b0ris · 10-09-2012, 11:18 PM

On a whim while lying in a bath, I inserted (into my anus) a hairbrush, bristles first.

It was the round kind of brush, with very short 'hairs' each ending in a little ball (not a straight hair cut with a sharp end!)

I did not get hurt at all, but it took a looooong time to get relaxed enough.
Cumming with it inside was a bad idea though: clenching... auch!

Removal was surprisingly easy...

You can give that a try, but make sure to use the right kind of brush!!!

Robert_Z_man · 10-30-2012, 07:52 PM

Objects:
Pool balls with a hole drilled threw them with rope attached so you can remove the ball.
Cell phone wrapped with condoms on vibrate.(try calling your cell)
Shampoo bottle
Toilette plunger handle
Bed post
Axe can
Food
Boiled eggs
Banana
Grapes
Pear

Curious... · 10-31-2012, 02:38 AM

Okay, update so far.

Did the shaving cream can.... was a bit hard but I finally got it!

I'm looking for cigar tubes. Thanks for the idea!
Celery? Eh... the ends were kind of sharp.
Wands?

Rolling pins.

Shot glasses? Check.

I avoided any wooden objects though. Splinters suck.

bindman1 · 10-31-2012, 12:31 PM

Take bubble wrap, roll it up tight until you get the width you want, then put a condom over it. Enjoy!

10-06-2012, 03:10 AM	#1
Curious... Junior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: USA Posts: 13	"Twisted Insertions" - need ideas for food or objects! I'm a girl in need some more ideas for object insertions! Do you have any? (preferably with a little bit of girth...pen sized things are too boring. ) I love playing with both food and strange things... But I'm not an extreme food/object player. Oh, and I'd prefer if the suggestions don't include a big risk of issues (health-wise), such as deep penetration with (if I can avoid) sugar use. I've already heard about / done (that I can think of): Objects: Brushes Lint roller handles Flashlights Bottles Phones Food: Strawberries Cucumbers Bananas Carrots Corn I'd love to hear your ideas! Last edited by Curious...; 10-06-2012 at 04:09 AM.

10-06-2012, 04:01 AM	#3
analholger Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Germany, Europe Posts: 243	1) Put some mushroom in a Condom and insert it. 2) Try to insert an apple. If you cannot to that bite a bit and try again. Keep trying until success. Have fun. __________________ Likes: Humiliation, light pain and ballbusting, anal Limits: Public, family, scat, illegal, permanent, things that make you sick and impossible dares.

10-09-2012, 07:50 PM	#4
Curious... Junior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: USA Posts: 13	Thanks you guys! Any more ideas? __________________ ~A Currently looking for a female slave... http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=136358 Vaginal penetration, Clitoral Stimulation, Semi-Public, Ice, Toys, Improv toys (like my thread), Humiliation, Underwear (or lack of ) control Anal (I'm still training my ass.), Spanking, Light pain, Body Writing / Permanent Marker (on areas not seen when wearing everyday clothes.) Blood, Needles, Scat, Full public, Permanent, Family/Friends, Extreme Pain, Icy Hot/Bengay

10-09-2012, 11:18 PM	#6
b0ris Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: too small a vilage (see signature) Posts: 218	On a whim while lying in a bath, I inserted (into my anus) a hairbrush, bristles first. It was the round kind of brush, with very short 'hairs' each ending in a little ball (not a straight hair cut with a sharp end!) I did not get hurt at all, but it took a looooong time to get relaxed enough. Cumming with it inside was a bad idea though: clenching... auch! Removal was surprisingly easy... You can give that a try, but make sure to use the right kind of brush!!! __________________ I live in the most hilarious "country" in the world: http://vimeo.com/15239617

10-30-2012, 07:52 PM	#7
Robert_Z_man getDare Devil Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,201 Blog Entries: 6	Objects: Pool balls with a hole drilled threw them with rope attached so you can remove the ball. Cell phone wrapped with condoms on vibrate.(try calling your cell) Shampoo bottle Toilette plunger handle Bed post Axe can Food Boiled eggs Banana Grapes Pear __________________ Likes: Humiliation,Thongs,ANAL PLAY(SEE TOYS),HIDDEN PUBLIC,Ballbsting/CBT,Pain,Denial,Nudity(not fully in public)..Anything creative not in limits Punishments:wetting pants,Squats,Pushups,,Spanking,Wax play,Whipping HARD LIMITS:Toothpaste,POOP,Food,Blood,Pictures,Cross-dress,Involving others/pictures,public nudity,Public Masterbation PM DARES TOYS/TOOLS/EQUIPMENT I AM HAPPLY TAKEN, AND WILL RESPECT MY PARTNER BY NOT ENGAGING IN PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS, PM DARES ARE WELCOME

10-06-2012, 03:18 AM	#2
caity Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: NZ Posts: 45	Hey :-) What about: Tv remote Car gear knob Salt n pepper shakers Vacuum cleaner

10-09-2012, 08:38 PM	#5
trulypowerful Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 21	baseball bat the tube chips come in stick of sausage bicycle handlebars

10-31-2012, 02:38 AM	#8
Curious... Junior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: USA Posts: 13	Okay, update so far. Did the shaving cream can.... was a bit hard but I finally got it! I'm looking for cigar tubes. Thanks for the idea! Celery? Eh... the ends were kind of sharp. Wands? Rolling pins. Shot glasses? Check. I avoided any wooden objects though. Splinters suck. __________________ ~A Currently looking for a female slave... http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=136358 Vaginal penetration, Clitoral Stimulation, Semi-Public, Ice, Toys, Improv toys (like my thread), Humiliation, Underwear (or lack of ) control Anal (I'm still training my ass.), Spanking, Light pain, Body Writing / Permanent Marker (on areas not seen when wearing everyday clothes.) Blood, Needles, Scat, Full public, Permanent, Family/Friends, Extreme Pain, Icy Hot/Bengay

10-31-2012, 12:31 PM	#9
bindman1 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Ohio Posts: 6	Take bubble wrap, roll it up tight until you get the width you want, then put a condom over it. Enjoy!