KJ's Birthday Thread

[Komodo Jones]

So I’ll be having a birthday later this month and I’ll be turning 32. I have started this thread in hopes that the gd community will help me celebrate, whether that be with fun or me automatically regretting making this thread :P There are quite a few things you can do to help me celebrate so hopefully you’ll find interest in one of the options below. This thread will remain open until 11:59:59 p.m. GMT-5 on September 21st, the 21st being my birthday. Oh if you do choose one of these options please read the last paragraph of this thread for a bonus.

1) This first option by far is the easiest and simplest option but still has an impact. On my birthday, either via pm or on here, wish me a happy birthday. That’s it. Simple, no?

2) Maybe you want to participate a little more but are not really a person to create dares for me to do nor are comfortable creating dares for a guy. My AMA is pretty empty and I’m pretty sure that several of the questions asked to the girls are kind of unisex. I don’t care if the questions are sexual or not but I really enjoy answering truths, so maybe post a couple of questions for me to ask. My AMA can be accessed by clicking here.

3) Maybe you are a creative spirit and you enjoy creating and giving dares. So maybe you would like to tailor-custom a dare for me. If you want to create your own independent dare for me, I’m all for it. Just please send it via pm, if it’s on this thread I won’t do it. I have my reasons. Also please please PLEASE look at my likes/limits and there is a link in my signature. It annoys me to no end when someone wants to give me a dare and then they blatantly disregard my suggestion to check out my limits. Also while I would like it to be confined mostly to my likes (it is a celebration after all), as long as it’s not solely based in my dislikes and certainly not in my limits, I will try to do it and of course write a well-detailed report. This option can be chosen every other two days.

4) OK wishing me a happy birthday is too simple and you don’t have an inquisitive mind, and your creativity is a bit lacking but you still want to help me celebrate by giving me something to do. This last option is for you and is probably the most complex to explain. Below is a list of quasi PM dares. Each one will be linked to some bad pun or esoteric reference (because I like to be different) and each one corresponds to a specific task. However, these are not limited just to PM’s and can actually be posted on this thread and it is encouraged to be posted on this thread and I will say why later. Everybody can pick one of the options below and post on this thread every day until the thread closes. You do not have to pick the same option everyday. Anybody who is on my friends list, or a moderator though, at the time of me posting this thread, can pick two options per day, and yes you may choose the same option twice. But these are only once per day, once you posted, you have to wait until the next day to post. Here are the options for PM dares that you can pick:

BAD KJ-puts me in corner time for no longer than 10 minutes, you can decide my attire, thoughts, where in my apartment etc.

TIME TO WRITE-hand write a line of your choice no more than 200 times. Once again you can decide my attire, writing utensil, print or cursive. Will show photo proof.

SUIT UP!-has me naked except for a pair of glasses for x or x2 consecutive hours.

UNDER WHERE?-you get to control my underwear (outside of work) for x days or a week

PORN TO BE WILD-I will either watch x scenes of a porn video without touching or edge a certain amount of times, no more than 5. If you are interested in my library and want to choose a specific video let me know.

TEMPORARY TATOO-I will write a phrase or x phrases on my body, in locations of your choosing that won’t be visible at work. May show photo proof.

RULE OF DUMB-You may construct a rule for me that I must follow for x weeks or a month. I am at liberty to reject any rule I do not feel safe with or would impede my life in a drastic way etc.

FUNISHED-You tell me where to spank myself to a maximum of 100 times. No more than 32 spanks on my balls. Once again feel free to choose attire, implement, force (although force will be at my discretion if you choose to punish my balls). Moderators and friends may choose this option twice and the maximum of 100 is per request not cumulative.

WASTE NOT-Even though this is one of my dislikes I’ll put it in anyway, I will swallow my whole load whenever I orgasm, for one week. I must orgasm at least once.

AUTHOR! AUTHOR!-I will write a blog entry of a topic of your choosing, I will however, not write my 100th blog entry on this, because I want to do something special for it but I’m not sure what yet.


Bonus for posting on this thread: For those of you who know me it should be no surprise that I enjoy being spanked and one tradition that several people celebrate is birthday spankings and I will give everyone an opportunity to give me some. On your initial post, you are allowed to give me 32 spankings. You can choose my attire, what implement I’ll use, what location of my body you want the spanks to be, and the force of the spank. Once again if spanks are directed to my balls they will be at my discretion. But this is only on your initial post…per week. On every Monday the thread will reset and your initial post that week will allow you to give me another 32 spankings if you wish. Also if you do not give details I will just take the 32 as I see fit.

[shynessincarnate]

Oooooh yeah!

So let me see if I understand this correctly. I can:

1. Wish you happy birthday on the 21st
2. And write on your AMA thread whenever I want
3. And give you a daily dare via PM
4. And give you two daily "PM" dares from the list your provided?

*Cracks knuckles* Lets get started then!

• BAD KJ: Stand in any corner of your apartment, for x minutes (x being equivalent to the number of edges you have left on your housesitting dare at the moment you ready this). Wear your sky blue thong and bra.
• TIME TO WRITE: With a pen, in your prettiest handwriting, write "I love it when Shynessincarnate makes me wear my bra". Use a random number generator (min: 50, max: 200) to determine how many lines to write. I'll be nice and let you wear what you want.

Have fun and see you tomorrow!

[Komodo Jones]

I've already addressed this concern with Shy but I will say that the dares given my pm, not to be confused with the pm dares in option 4, are not a daily option. They can be given every other two days, so if there was one given today which is a Friday, you wouldn't be able to give another one until Monday. But other than that yes you can do all four options coinciding with each other. AMA is unlimited.

Also keep in mind, that Shy is allowed to post two pm's because she is on my friends list at the time of this publication, if you are not on my friend list you may pick one.

[kurious kat]

Happy Birthday, Komodo Jones!

As it's my first post for you, I'm delivering my optional 32 birthday spankings. You get to have them over your panty-covered butt, which must be dressed in your pair with the purple hearts. Since it's your birthday, you get to choose the implement and force level.

To celebrate further, I'm adding a RULE OF DUMB: for a full week, you'll lightly (suggestively, if you dare) lick the outside of each piece of fruit you eat before you consume it. You don't have to cover the whole thing; giving a little love with your tongue on any tiny spot is fine.

Have a wonderful celebration this year!

[MarvHarvey]

I can't really figure out the rules - my brain got used last week so it is sleeping all this holiday weekend.

I would like to propose a task to prepare for your birthday. I think it is close enough to some combination of the rules that you will accept it, even if just as a Rule of Dumb!

Since you will undoubtedly have a few spanks on your birthday, I think you should get ready. So every morning, starting Monday the 4th, you will prepare for spanking, and have a few nice solid sample spanks. Each day you will add 2 more on each cheek. By the 20th you will be ready for the next day. Here is the plan...

Daily on getting up:

1. strip completely
2. fetch wooden paddle or hairbrush
3. bend over in position for spanking
4. stare at the paddle for 90 seconds, you may rub your smooth cool cheeks, thinking about how warm they will be on your birthday
5. administer that day's spanks on each cheek from the table below

Day --> Spanks
4th --> 0
5th --> 2
6th --> 4
7th --> 6
8th --> 8
9th --> 10
10th --> 12
11th --> 14
12th --> 16
13th --> 18
14th --> 20
15th --> 22
16th --> 24
17th --> 26
18th --> 28
19th --> 30
20th --> 32

[shynessincarnate]

Oh my KJ!

I think I better post now in case you get too overwhelmed by all of the contributions that are coming in!

Your two "PM" dares for today are as follows:

FUNISHED: I want you to give yourself 32 hard spanks on each butt cheek with your shoehorn and 23 on your balls with your crop (I'll leave the strength of the swats to your discretion here). You are to wear one of your thongs and a shirt for your ass spanks and you are to pull your thong down to your ankles for your ball spanks. As soon as you are done with this move on to the next one...

BAD KJ: You are to stand in a corner of your choice with your shirt still on and thong pulled up to knee height. Make sure your shirt doesn't cover your ass. For the next 5 minutes, I want you to think about anything relating to spanking. You can fantasize, recall pictures or porn or IRL experiences.

Have fun, my friend!

~Shy~

A question pops to mind, by the way. Do rubber band snaps count as spankings in your book? Not that I'm planning on giving you any... *whistles innocently*

[Komodo Jones]

Also I will say when I comment on this it does not count towards a 32 spanking clause. Granted I wouldn't say no to the opportunity but eh. I guess I'll answer the one question even though I messaged her about this. Rubber band snaps for all intents and purposes in this thread do NOT count as spanks. Rubber band snaps are a totally different thing and can pretty much only be given via a custom-dare sent to my pm box.

[Komodo Jones]

I know I will get spanked for this as per one of the rules that Shy assigned me but I thought I might post it anyway. I know at least some of you know about this but I have posted a blog entry listing all of the things I have to do if you're interested. If I somehow skipped over a task of yours or misunderstood it in some way please let me know. I do update this blog almost daily, if I get any traffic on it. The blog can be reached by clicking here.

Also thank you to everyone who has been participating, I really do appreciate it.

[Alexis Rune]

RULE OF DUMB:
Each day between now and your birthday that you do not eat at least one piece of fruit (seductively!), you must melt a standard sized ice-cube under each arm before you go to sleep.

[MarvHarvey]

BAD KJ 10
Naked, nose holding coin on wall, hands fist bump on top of head.
NO MUSIC or OTHER DISTRACTIONS - do it in silence

[Komodo Jones]

OK just a few brief things. First off, for the rest of the duration of this thread I will NOT be doing any repetition dares. What I mean by this is that I will not be doing any ten minute naked dares in the BAD KJ category unless going around a different theme than distraction-free, naked, hands in x position. Along the same lines I will not be doing any rules that are extensions on other rules created by other users. I am posting this from now forward as I will do the two things I have listed that have already been assigned. Categories that are set in the ways of repetitions such as UNDER WHERE?, SUIT UP!, and WASTE NOT will still be accepted as there is not too much you can do in variety in these subjects. If you are not sure what dares have been presented, you can find a link to my blog listing my dares in my last entry and in my signature until my birthday is over.

Secondly, because tomorrow, tomorrow for me being Saturday, will be five days until my birthday I am putting a little extra incentive. First off, all contributors, whether you are on my friend list, a moderator, or not can post up to two categorical dares on this thread every time they post. Also every post, will allow you to customize 32 spanks for me IF you wish. If not I will just add it freestyle. These changes will start at 12:00:01 Saturday September 16th (GMT-5). Also even though I said every post, you are still allowed to post once per day, if you spam my thread with multiple posts I will only take the 32 spankings from the first one.

[shynessincarnate]

Kind of sad that no one has posted in a while.

But fear not, I have the perfect solution!

You know I'm all for creativity. Though, I'm kind of sad that since everyone is now allowed to post two categorical dares, your friends aren't allowed to post double (so 4). But hey, at least I can still send you PMs.

So, for today, since you've finished your last line-writing assignment, I thought I'd give you another one.

TIME TO WRITE: You are going to write: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" because we both know that to be true.

Since there are 5 days left until your birthday I thought I'd get you in a "naughty" mood. Here's what you're going to do.

Write 5 series of 5 lines (so 25 lines total) in the following manner:

• Alternating between red, blue and black ink at each letter
• Alternating between red, blue and black ink at each word
• Writing vowels in red and consonants in blue
• Writing in all caps in black
• Writing in cursive in blue

As far as attire goes, I leave it up to you BUT:

• If you write in nothing but women's underwear, you may dock one line from a series.
• If you write in nothing but your bra, you may dock two lines from a series.
• If you manage to give yourself a bra connection wedgie (while wearing nothing else), you may dock four lines from a series.
  (Note that the first two points can be combined)

UNDER WHERE: I going to have you changing into a thong whenever you are home alone. Whatever goes over the thong (if anything is, obviously, up to you).

As far as your 32 spanks go (strength at your discretion):

• 7 on each ass cheek with your shoehorn
• 7 on each inner thigh with your crop
• 4 on your balls with your hand

Hope I didn't break any rules