Things Not To Say To Your Dom/Domme

Coreylynn · 12-30-2016, 08:59 PM

So I want to have some fun.. So here is a fun little post that I hope gets some response because i love to laugh. I will get things started and here and let you all do the rest.
This thread is pretty simple just comment things you shouldn't say to your dom/domme they don't have to be from experience.. Maybe you just think it would be funny if you said it or had it said to you.

Things You Should't Say To A Dom/Domme

Karma is a bitch
Poor baby
Your hand will wear out before my ass

tangula · 12-31-2016, 02:57 AM

No

-- Damnit, this would've been so much more fun/impact if short messages were allowed

-- might as well add --

That's so cute!
No, you [whatever they said to you]!

MasterMichaelNY · 12-31-2016, 03:33 AM

Sir, sir, wake up, we ran out of glue and glitter while you were asleep.

MissMaria · 02-16-2017, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterMichaelNY

Sir, sir, wake up, we ran out of glue and glitter while you were asleep.

I almost inhaled the sandwich I was eating when I read this it is still my favorite for 2 reasons 1. it is so innocent that its funny 2. where did the glitter and glue go? lmao

"come on put your back into it" the whipping sure hurt after that

"My dog eat my lines..."

Miss "I'm very disappointed with you!"
Me (sassy voice) "And you think I'm always impressed with you..?" That was a bad idea

Doux et vivant · 02-16-2017, 01:19 PM

I find it funny to offer to throw marshmallows at mine. Really, what's the problem? Sweet and a delicious treat?

MissMaria · 02-16-2017, 01:28 PM

"Have you even done this before...?"

SluttyPig · 12-31-2016, 03:40 AM

Calling him my cumwhore is always silly to me!

Wolf007 · 12-31-2016, 05:42 AM

"clamp your own nipples, you mean basterd!!"

iSpuds · 12-31-2016, 05:43 AM

Monkey thinks it's just soooo cute to purposely pretend not to understand what I'm saying, and then when I say "That isn't what I meant and you know it," he's like, "Then why did you say it?" So yeah. That. Earns him spanks if he ain't careful.

Also, bad dad jokes!

Edit: Also...

Monkey: Knock knock.
Me: *suspicious* Who's there?
Monkey: ....interrupting cow!
Me: No. Fuck you.
Monkey: AW COME ON!!

Seems to be his favorite joke.

sir sam · 12-31-2016, 05:53 AM

Owwwghhh.... This is a fun way to find our what i am missing ......

subcody · 12-31-2016, 05:57 AM

Tell them "my last dom did it this way"

fun44071 · 12-31-2016, 06:02 AM

I just need to answer my phone.... in the middle of a scene

iSpuds · 12-31-2016, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subcody

Tell them "my last dom did it this way"

This actually doesn't bother me, I like to know about past experiences to see what sort of background my sub comes from. When I put out ads/accept new subs, one of the first tasks I give is to write an essay describing their BDSM history and things they liked/didn't like about their previous Dom, and to describe their ideal Dom.

tulipJ · 03-20-2017, 10:47 AM

"You know sir, I'm enjoying the punishment" of course it got me extra punishment, but had to be honest with him hehe

Doux et vivant · 03-22-2017, 04:28 PM

Huh?
I forgot to pay attention..
Hi!!!!

12-30-2016, 08:59 PM	#1
Coreylynn Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: In A Grand Castle Posts: 58	Things Not To Say To Your Dom/Domme So I want to have some fun.. So here is a fun little post that I hope gets some response because i love to laugh. I will get things started and here and let you all do the rest. This thread is pretty simple just comment things you shouldn't say to your dom/domme they don't have to be from experience.. Maybe you just think it would be funny if you said it or had it said to you. Things You Should't Say To A Dom/Domme Karma is a bitch Poor baby Your hand will wear out before my ass

12-31-2016, 02:57 AM	#2
tangula Switchy Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 666 Blog Entries: 6	No -- Damnit, this would've been so much more fun/impact if short messages were allowed -- might as well add -- That's so cute! No, you [whatever they said to you]! __________________ 30s/m/Netherlands Currently denied. Like my post? I'm looking for a more permanent solution Consider my AD! What I think I want TanguBot / DomDiscordBot blog Kik: tangula \| Likes/limits/etc for strangers \| PM Dares Last edited by tangula; 12-31-2016 at 03:00 AM.

12-31-2016, 03:33 AM	#3
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02-16-2017, 01:19 PM	#5
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12-31-2016, 05:42 AM	#8
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12-31-2016, 05:43 AM	#9
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Monkey thinks it's just soooo cute to purposely pretend not to understand what I'm saying, and then when I say "That isn't what I meant and you know it," he's like, "Then why did you say it?" So yeah. That. Earns him spanks if he ain't careful. Also, bad dad jokes! Edit: Also... Monkey: Knock knock. Me: suspicious Who's there? Monkey: ....interrupting cow! Me: No. Fuck you. Monkey: AW COME ON!! Seems to be his favorite joke. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

12-31-2016, 05:53 AM	#10
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12-31-2016, 06:02 AM	#12
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03-20-2017, 10:47 AM	#14
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