"That's What She Said"

D0M1N1C · 06-30-2009, 06:48 PM

Please post your favorite that's what she said jokes here! Oh and please no haters saying I don't get the joke ok. Thanks

doomed_soul89 · 06-30-2009, 07:47 PM

Well one time I said that's what she said to almost everything everyone said at a work, anyways one guy said your gross (don't remember why) and I said that's what she said, I realized I totally fucked up but saved myself by saying AFTER with just a little pause

so:
your gross
that's what she said.. after

CodtsQ · 06-30-2009, 08:02 PM

My personal fav is probably "I don't get it."
There are so many more it's ridiculous.

Also, I just wanted to point something out, about how me and my friends do these.

---Whether you say "That's what she said" or "That's what he said" is determined by whether you are a boy or a girl, and whether you are gay/lesbian.
> Ex: A boy says, "That's what he said", and everyone around him would make fun of him for being gay, even if he wasn't.
> Ex: A girl says, "That's what he said", and everyone accepts it because that means she's straight and/or "normal". For some reason people feel the need to make fun of something that is different from them.

chris92 · 06-30-2009, 10:21 PM

ok so one time me and my freind were talking at school and she said thats NEVER gunna fit in there, talkin bout the book i was trying to cram in my ridiculously packed backpack. And ya, it was hillarious so i guess "thats NEVER gunna fit in there" is a good one. haha.

Officelover · 07-02-2009, 06:54 PM

This joke is ever-prevalent on the office.

Here is a breif sampling:

"It squeaks when you bang it- that's what she said." -On a plastic gavil that makes a high pitched sound when banged against a table.

"I can't stay on you 24/7"

"I want you to thnk about it long and hard."

"Is the skin red, swollen?" -Said at a doctors appointment, after a burn.

Amelie · 07-03-2009, 10:03 AM

This joke is old and now only funny when said after something completely unsexual.

e.g.
~"What are you doing this weekend?"
-"That's what she said"
~"What?"
-"Lolz"

muffinfairy · 07-05-2009, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

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The dog isn't allowed up there.
That's what she said.

urlilslave080 · 07-05-2009, 09:13 AM

I think this joke works better when its said randomly on the spot
"what's up" "thats what she said."

cheesey923 · 07-08-2009, 11:11 PM

my fav one
if i dont find it this time its not there,that what she said

theirs a long story behind that

steffie · 07-08-2009, 11:18 PM

My friend told me she and her boyfriend were running late to their classes at school, and she said she suggested, "Just go through the back way so I won't miss my period." Best "that's what she said" EVER!

Jenna<3 · 07-10-2009, 09:11 AM

I was with my sister at my parents house one weekend and we found a little gecko underneath the table, so she was taking pictures of it and saying "oh it's so cute" and stuff like that, while I comment on our dad in his new hammock, and she says "Look at him down there...", so with my dad on my mind I say "Dad's over there....", she gives me a look and then says "Last time I checked dad wasn't down there."

That's what she said.

cheese101 · 07-11-2009, 09:06 PM

Put it in and see if it turns you on. - Talking about a car key when friend was stuck

LittleRayRay · 07-11-2009, 10:40 PM

Whoa. Thats not big at all!!

-talking about a coyote that my sister saw.

06-30-2009, 06:48 PM	#1
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06-30-2009, 07:47 PM	#2
doomed_soul89 Account Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: bc canada Posts: 438	Well one time I said that's what she said to almost everything everyone said at a work, anyways one guy said your gross (don't remember why) and I said that's what she said, I realized I totally fucked up but saved myself by saying AFTER with just a little pause so: your gross that's what she said.. after __________________ Looking for a slavegirl, read for more info http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...100#post166100

07-02-2009, 06:54 PM	#5
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07-03-2009, 10:03 AM	#6
Amelie getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cambridge, UK Posts: 333	This joke is old and now only funny when said after something completely unsexual. e.g. ~"What are you doing this weekend?" -"That's what she said" ~"What?" -"Lolz" __________________ Formally 'Amelie'

07-05-2009, 09:13 AM	#8
urlilslave080 Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: australia Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 1	I think this joke works better when its said randomly on the spot "what's up" "thats what she said." __________________ IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A DARE GAME AND HAVE A DECK OF CARDS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY THREAD TEXAS DARE EM http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=23559 OR IF YOU HAVE DICE CHECK OUt MY NEW DICE DARE GAME http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=27595 Happy Daring

06-30-2009, 08:02 PM	#3
CodtsQ Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 154 Blog Entries: 4	My personal fav is probably "I don't get it." There are so many more it's ridiculous. Also, I just wanted to point something out, about how me and my friends do these. ---Whether you say "That's what she said" or "That's what he said" is determined by whether you are a boy or a girl, and whether you are gay/lesbian. > Ex: A boy says, "That's what he said", and everyone around him would make fun of him for being gay, even if he wasn't. > Ex: A girl says, "That's what he said", and everyone accepts it because that means she's straight and/or "normal". For some reason people feel the need to make fun of something that is different from them.

06-30-2009, 10:21 PM	#4
chris92 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: USA Posts: 24	ok so one time me and my freind were talking at school and she said thats NEVER gunna fit in there, talkin bout the book i was trying to cram in my ridiculously packed backpack. And ya, it was hillarious so i guess "thats NEVER gunna fit in there" is a good one. haha.

07-08-2009, 11:11 PM	#9
cheesey923 Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 539 Blog Entries: 2	my fav one if i dont find it this time its not there,that what she said theirs a long story behind that __________________ it aint easy being cheesey Revamped with a new outlook on this website! Loves: cross dressing, wedgies, anal, oral, bi, feminization, sissy, cum eating. Likes: anything that's not in my limits. Open to just about anything. Limits. Extreme public(guaranteed caught by people I know) blood, scat. Hoping to stay around for awhile now.

07-08-2009, 11:18 PM	#10
steffie Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Eastern U.S. Posts: 5	My friend told me she and her boyfriend were running late to their classes at school, and she said she suggested, "Just go through the back way so I won't miss my period." Best "that's what she said" EVER! __________________ Limits: Family, Public, Poop/Pee, etc. I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life. 15/f/USA

07-10-2009, 09:11 AM	#11
Jenna<3 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 125 Blog Entries: 2	I was with my sister at my parents house one weekend and we found a little gecko underneath the table, so she was taking pictures of it and saying "oh it's so cute" and stuff like that, while I comment on our dad in his new hammock, and she says "Look at him down there...", so with my dad on my mind I say "Dad's over there....", she gives me a look and then says "Last time I checked dad wasn't down there." That's what she said. __________________ Likes: M/s, masturbation, anal, semi-public, nudity, pain, risk, bondage Dislikes: Pee, pussy/nipple clamps Limmits: scat, full public, around others, blood, illegal Turn-offs: Cross-dressing, leather, cheep 1. I support good grammar, so if you have it, don't "tlk lyk dis" (with unnecessary spelling error's), things like "brb" and "lol" are okay 2. I'm *not* a mistress looking for a slave. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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07-11-2009, 10:40 PM	#13
LittleRayRay getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 429 Blog Entries: 14	Whoa. Thats not big at all!! -talking about a coyote that my sister saw.