The Great Float Debate

iSpuds · 03-03-2016, 09:19 AM

Come one, come all, and make history! Cast your vote in the Great Float Debate!

After a heated (not really

) conversation with monkey (colosubguy) about acceptable beverages to create ice cream floats with, our little purist argued that ONLY ROOT BEER belongs in an ice cream float!

I, on the other hand, am a proponent of DIVERSITY and believe that there is no one way to float! Whether your favorite soda is Coke or Dr. Pepper, or Orange or Mountain Dew, I believe all beverages have float possibilities!

So here we have presented a little wager: For every non-root beer vote, Monkey will get 2 spanks! But for every root beer vote, he will get to take one spank away. And if root beer wins, Monkey will get an orgasm tonight!

So, who will win?! Will the root beer autocracy persist?! It takes YOUR votes to find out!

**Edit** I had to use a different poll site; the one I had here was giving internal errors. I forgot to add "other" to this poll so just post here if the soda you like isn't on the list!

Poll Link
Poll Results

If you choose "other," please post in this thread which soda you think makes a good ice cream float!

#FreeTheFloat

(p.s. The poll is open until midnight tonight, EST...so get voting!)

pet monkey · 03-03-2016, 10:30 PM

Well, you have all spoken, Root Beer is the float soda king still (by a slim margin)

Of course, it cost me 100 spanks, but...

Thank you to everyone that voted.

03-03-2016, 09:19 AM	#1
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	The Great Float Debate Come one, come all, and make history! Cast your vote in the Great Float Debate! After a heated (not really ) conversation with monkey (colosubguy) about acceptable beverages to create ice cream floats with, our little purist argued that ONLY ROOT BEER belongs in an ice cream float! I, on the other hand, am a proponent of DIVERSITY and believe that there is no one way to float! Whether your favorite soda is Coke or Dr. Pepper, or Orange or Mountain Dew, I believe all beverages have float possibilities! So here we have presented a little wager: For every non-root beer vote, Monkey will get 2 spanks! But for every root beer vote, he will get to take one spank away. And if root beer wins, Monkey will get an orgasm tonight! So, who will win?! Will the root beer autocracy persist?! It takes YOUR votes to find out! Edit I had to use a different poll site; the one I had here was giving internal errors. I forgot to add "other" to this poll so just post here if the soda you like isn't on the list! Poll Link Poll Results If you choose "other," please post in this thread which soda you think makes a good ice cream float! #FreeTheFloat (p.s. The poll is open until midnight tonight, EST...so get voting!) __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!" Last edited by iSpuds; 03-03-2016 at 11:21 AM.

03-03-2016, 10:30 PM	#2
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Well, you have all spoken, Root Beer is the float soda king still (by a slim margin) Of course, it cost me 100 spanks, but... Thank you to everyone that voted. __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪