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Starchy Sadist
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This game is fun and easy, too:
Just write your rhymes in lines of two.
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"Prismarine!" |
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#2 |
getDare Sweetheart
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My name is Serena, I love the color pink
I will fall on my ass if you take me to a ice skating rink. Obviously this isn't my strong suit lol
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#3 |
Starchy Sadist
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I flop at skating rinks as well;
I'm uncoordinated as hell. ![]()
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. ![]() "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
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getDare Sweetheart
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It's hard to stay balanced on funny skating shoes
I swerve around all crazy like I've had too much booze
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#5 |
getDare Devil
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I never did well skating on the ice
I fell on my bottom which wasn't too nice
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![]() Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ Last edited by pet monkey; 12-01-2016 at 08:38 PM. Reason: color |
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#6 |
Starchy Sadist
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It's clear that some humans shouldn't glide
lest they fall squarely on their backside!
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. ![]() "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
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#7 |
getDare Devil
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Skating on four wheels was never an issue
Only on ice did I stuff my pants with tissue.
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![]() Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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#8 |
getDare Sweetheart
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I didn't know what the word lest meant until today
It's so formal, it sounds like it'd be said by Hamilton on broadway
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#9 |
getDare Devil
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Switching the topic was probably for the best
The old one was tired and needed a rest
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![]() Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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#10 |
getDare Sweetheart
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I agree, that's very true
let's switch it to kangaroos!
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#12 |
getDare Sweetheart
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You're so silly but the ghosts will stay away
As long as you remember to close the doorway
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#14 |
getDare Sweetheart
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If we go to Norway and go to jail
I hope no one will pay the bail http://static3.businessinsider.com/i...den-prison.png (That's a Norwegian jail cell's living room)
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#15 |
Prodigy
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That's okay if no one pays the bail
Just tell the mailman to forward our mail
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