How to get soft?

CD57 · 12-29-2011, 07:43 PM

Because it's hard to tuck a boner into panties, I was wonderinianyone knows how to become flaccid as soon as possible

Punisher37 · 12-30-2011, 09:01 AM

The traditional answers are cold showers and 'thinking about baseball', that is, something non sexual. Of course some peoples minds will wander from team sports to changing rooms which, depending on the person, could make matters worse. Another traditional solution is thinking about something that is a strong turn off. A British politician called Anne Widdecombe works for lots of people.

Cold overall works well for most people. I know at least one person who can be turned off just by the idea of a cold shower. Cold air could work, even ice depending on how you feel about ice. Of course if ice and cold showers are turnons this probably wont work.

sweetsong · 12-30-2011, 10:20 AM

Ice.

Or think about something disgusting. ;D

Leather Jacket · 12-30-2011, 11:20 AM

I just think about my grandpa's dick...

tangula · 12-30-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leather Jacket

I just think about my grandpa's dick...

If this gets quoted out of context - you're screwed

Viking_Guy · 12-30-2011, 12:34 PM

I usually calculate binary numbers, doubling every time. So it would be:
1
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
and so on. Try to do it, it usually gets so hard that you can't be

undertaker · 12-30-2011, 01:00 PM

ummm... dont wear panties?

SubMissChievous · 12-30-2011, 01:08 PM

Ice, a cold a shower or bath...

Go to the bathroom and masturbate to orgasm (not recommended if you're expecting Cameron Diaz to knock at your door at any moment though...)

Think of Sarah Palin naked...

Think of having kinky sex (or any kind of sex) with Jocelyn Wilderstein

cupcakes&spiders · 12-30-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chloe

Think of having kinky sex (or any kind of sex) with Jocelyn Wilderstein

If I had a dick, it'd be so flaccid right now.

Runicrules · 12-30-2011, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leather Jacket

I just think about my grandpa's dick...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tangula

If this gets quoted out of context - you're screwed

This made me laugh so hard...

12-29-2011, 07:43 PM	#1
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12-30-2011, 09:01 AM	#2
Punisher37 Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 681	The traditional answers are cold showers and 'thinking about baseball', that is, something non sexual. Of course some peoples minds will wander from team sports to changing rooms which, depending on the person, could make matters worse. Another traditional solution is thinking about something that is a strong turn off. A British politician called Anne Widdecombe works for lots of people. Cold overall works well for most people. I know at least one person who can be turned off just by the idea of a cold shower. Cold air could work, even ice depending on how you feel about ice. Of course if ice and cold showers are turnons this probably wont work.

12-30-2011, 12:34 PM	#6
Viking_Guy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 388	I usually calculate binary numbers, doubling every time. So it would be: 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 and so on. Try to do it, it usually gets so hard that you can't be

12-30-2011, 01:00 PM	#7
undertaker Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 40	ummm... dont wear panties?

12-30-2011, 01:08 PM	#8
SubMissChievous Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 4,466	Ice, a cold a shower or bath... Go to the bathroom and masturbate to orgasm (not recommended if you're expecting Cameron Diaz to knock at your door at any moment though...) Think of Sarah Palin naked... Think of having kinky sex (or any kind of sex) with Jocelyn Wilderstein