Tell us something punny!

Jaro · 10-13-2016, 08:55 PM

In this thread you can post one of more sentences with a sexual/kink related pun or double entendre in it.

I'll start with some:

- I'd love to stop masturbating, but it's hard.
- Jokes about rimjobs are so tongue-in-cheek.
- Without nipples, tits would be pointless.

MastersVoice · 02-12-2019, 11:11 PM

There's bound to be more kink puns than this

Jaro · 02-16-2019, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

There's bound to be more kink puns than this

Yeah, more people should be posting!

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"I'd love to try fisting but it might be a bit of a stretch"
"What does it mean to suck at giving blowjobs?"

Peachybaby · 02-16-2019, 11:09 PM

Why does Santa clause have such a big sac? He only cums once a year

SlaveBoy31 · 02-16-2019, 11:15 PM

Why was the foot fetishest out cold?

Spoiler:

He got socked lolololololo :)

MastersVoice · 02-16-2019, 11:18 PM

Spanking is a right pain in the ass

kurious kat · 02-23-2019, 08:14 AM

When asked about the chastity belt, Master denied everything

Master4074 · 02-23-2019, 09:45 PM

Why did the repairman give a lot of handjobs? Because he was a pretty handy guy.

MastersVoice · 03-02-2019, 03:04 PM

My friend went to a vibrator party last night. Apparently the atmosphere was buzzing.

Master4074 · 03-02-2019, 06:07 PM

I was on a date with a rigger, though they were late for dinner. They said they got all tied up at work.

Runesmith · 03-22-2019, 07:55 AM

My sub said she couldn't see me on Valentine's day - I had her blindfolded.

MarvHarvey · 06-01-2019, 08:14 PM

Kayakers know how to paddle.

Runesmith · 11-13-2019, 10:07 AM

Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak.

japgirl · 12-12-2019, 09:33 AM

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

JohnDoeEyes · 12-12-2019, 09:44 AM

A girl worked out I liked anal play, she has me pegged from the start.

10-13-2016, 08:55 PM	#1
Jaro The toe sucking anal slut Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,508 Blog Entries: 300	Tell us something punny! In this thread you can post one of more sentences with a sexual/kink related pun or double entendre in it. I'll start with some: - I'd love to stop masturbating, but it's hard. - Jokes about rimjobs are so tongue-in-cheek. - Without nipples, tits would be pointless. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys Check out my truths and dares here

02-12-2019, 11:11 PM	#2
MastersVoice getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2015 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 448 Blog Entries: 13	There's bound to be more kink puns than this __________________ Dominant \| Male \| 39 \| Straight \| United Kingdom My Loves, Likes & Limits

02-16-2019, 11:09 PM	#4
Peachybaby getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 316 Blog Entries: 23	Why does Santa clause have such a big sac? He only cums once a year __________________ *20 / Female / Submissive / I’m just a Filthy WHORE.* Toy’s I have \| Loves Dislikes Limits \| My Blog \| My AMA Suggest a pose: Give me a picture to Re-enact Check out my orgasm (B)log: watch me log my orgasms

02-16-2019, 11:15 PM	#5
SlaveBoy31 Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Under your feet smelling your socks Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 4	Why was the foot fetishest out cold? Spoiler: He got socked lolololololo :) __________________ 30m Kik is SlaveBoy331 👣I am a FAGGOT 👣 My Likes and Limits My PM Dares My Permanent Rules I am registered slave 506-645-825 I only wear smelly socks. Kik me if you want a pic of me sniffing them.

02-16-2019, 11:18 PM	#6
MastersVoice getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2015 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 448 Blog Entries: 13	Spanking is a right pain in the ass __________________ Dominant \| Male \| 39 \| Straight \| United Kingdom My Loves, Likes & Limits

02-23-2019, 08:14 AM	#7
kurious kat getDare's Kinkiest Kitty Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: USA Posts: 700 Blog Entries: 26	When asked about the chastity belt, Master denied everything

02-23-2019, 09:45 PM	#8
Master4074 Account Banned Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 76	Why did the repairman give a lot of handjobs? Because he was a pretty handy guy. __________________ *~Let's chat. Just you and me.~* Here's a little thing about me if you wanted to know: 9/26/19 == Results from bdsmtest.org == 99% Degrader 99% Master/Mistress 98% Dominant 97% Brat tamer 96% Owner 96% Daddy/Mommy 83% Primal (Hunter) 75% Sadist 69% Rigger 60% Exhibitionist 59% Switch 58% Experimentalist 57% Voyeur [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-02-2019, 03:04 PM	#9
MastersVoice getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2015 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 448 Blog Entries: 13	My friend went to a vibrator party last night. Apparently the atmosphere was buzzing. __________________ Dominant \| Male \| 39 \| Straight \| United Kingdom My Loves, Likes & Limits

03-02-2019, 06:07 PM	#10
Master4074 Account Banned Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 76	I was on a date with a rigger, though they were late for dinner. They said they got all tied up at work. __________________ *~Let's chat. Just you and me.~* Here's a little thing about me if you wanted to know: 9/26/19 == Results from bdsmtest.org == 99% Degrader 99% Master/Mistress 98% Dominant 97% Brat tamer 96% Owner 96% Daddy/Mommy 83% Primal (Hunter) 75% Sadist 69% Rigger 60% Exhibitionist 59% Switch 58% Experimentalist 57% Voyeur [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-22-2019, 07:55 AM	#11
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	My sub said she couldn't see me on Valentine's day - I had her blindfolded. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

06-01-2019, 08:14 PM	#12
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11-13-2019, 10:07 AM	#13
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

12-12-2019, 09:33 AM	#14
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12-12-2019, 09:44 AM	#15
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