This report is done as a part of this thread here: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=222664 - I get a T&D, then give them back after my report is done. Here's my report from JustJane's task - and it does feature quite an embarrassing moment.

First off, the dare:

To start, I would like you to undress; when you are naked, get on all fours and give yourself 10 spanks to each butt cheek with whatever implement you have and enjoy using - your belt, a wooden spoon,...

For that don't know - these are tasks given to me on this thread: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=222664

For every truth and dare you give me on there, I will return the favour. As promised, here are my reports and truths from the first couple.

#1 - lolafox.


The dare:
write around your neck [like it's a collar] "lola is lovely". Kneel in the corner of your room and do four edges while listening to Killer Queen, then throw...

I promise you, last thing tonight.

Haven't put a poem on here in a while. Wanted to share something I've been working on for a while. This probably isn't the finished thing, but it's something I'm happy enough with the post. Please enjoy:

The Party.

I walk through the door
and take greetings galore.
Kisses from the Mrs,
for the side of my jaw.
My coat is taken,
while my hand is shaken,
and I hear conversation makin’...

I took a BDSM test tonight. Nothing new about that, I do it all the time. Usually just to laugh at how see-trough the questions are.

This one was different, however. More in-depth, detailed, considered. It seemed to understand the dynamics and have a real grip on what brings people to define themselves as they do. Or so I thought.

This is the first, and only, test which has scored my submissive side higher than my dominant side.

Anyone who knows me will tell...

Was chatting to someone earlier this evening in person. I mentioned to them, in passing, about my bisexuality. We're not *great* friends, and in truth I don't know his stance on whether or not he's pro or anti gay, but he seemed quite taken aback by this. Anyway, conversation continued, and he didn't mention it again.

For about 16 seconds.

Here's something like how the conversation went. H means Him, J stands for me (H used to hide his identity).

[NOTE - I...

Part 3: The words.

The words give me
strength. Strength
to say and live and feel.
Satisfies my tongue
if elegant zest, or
bubbles over -
rides the bile
like a bomb
armed with poison.

The words make me
smile. Smile
because I can, you said
them to me. Thank you.
You thought of me,
then made those words;
that elegance, that poison.
I drink it,
I smile, drunk.
...

Part 2: The Map.

Generator.
Switch.
Off
and on.
Control
My controls.
Move
my movements.
Live
my life.

I walk around
a terrified world.
Alone, words cast
a net of shame
desire,
doubt,
dread.

Step, tread,
give it to me.
Ice breaks under
foot, freeze frame
image. Say cheese.

If I had a map I don't know what it would...