Dare 1: freeze and cut open a 1litter bottle. For most of this dare you will be ridding it like a cock.
Get 2qtips and shove them into your urethra.
Now take your tenderizer and alternate between pounding your cock 10 times and your tied nuts 15 untill the ice is completly melted.
At this point ram your plug in and masturbate to orgasm 3 + 1 times for every 3 moans by stroking your cock and pulsating the qtips in and out of your urethra. Stop with the qtips...