What I like about Person Above threads:

~ They are an easy and quick way to get a dare if you don't have time to wait for people to post to your threads.

~ They are usually pretty busy which means it is an easy...

My IceMaiden has troubles sleeping, and even more troubles waking up. As such, the laptop in her bedroom is always turned on overmight, and Skype is set to auto-answer with video. We used to have it set up on her main computer also, but with her child around, this became impractical. I am, I think, the only person who has access to this account (I forget if there are a few select others or not,) and am the only one who calls her.

So at night, wherever life allows, I call my little...

Hi everyone!

So, now I am really here, and gonna stick around, I thought I should just kind of let everyone know.

1. I am undependable
2. If I don't reply to you or do something I said I was gonna do, or I forget to do something, it is not about you
3. If I am slow to reply to you, it is not about you or my feelings about you
4. I can't help it

I am really sick. I am now out of work on permanent disability. I am not going to get better. I have a rare progressive disease. It...

As a rule, I prefer the natural look. And by that I dont just mean I dont like my pet to shave, I also prefer her face without makeup – she doesn't need to paint her face to be stunning, and no amount of makeup can compare to her natural beauty.

Fortunately, she isn't the kind of girl who uses a lot of cosmetics anyway, and in the past few years she has barely worn any at all.

However, she got it into her empty little head that she would like to try bimbo makeup. She looked...

Icy and I had a conversation this afternoon in which she told me she loved me unconditionally, and this proved she loves me more (an old and ongoing argument.)

I do not love her unconditionally, and nor does she return this, she is just simply wrong, but this we can forgive as she isn't very bright.

Unconditional love shouldn't exist unless you are a dog. The closest example a human being can experience is the love a parent holds for a child, but even this is not unconditional,...

Daddy likes to spoil me every time he can. When we first started our relationship I was very uncomfortable with this and tried to persuade him to never send me anything. As time passed I became more comfortable and now he laughs when I tell him what I want for things like Christmas or my birthday. (usually books and/or unicorns.) For Valentines day this year, I had told him I had seen a lot of new unicorn merchandise in a nearby shop and I wanted it all. ALL THE UNICORNS!

Of course I...

Today AM gets even older. Soon he will be in a rocking chair smoking on a pipe with a glass of whisky and squinting at the TV even while wearing his thick mahoosive glasses. Okay I'm kidding, he doesn't drink. But the rest stands!

Old jokes aside, I want to take this oppurtunity to wish AM a happy birthday. He deserves the best of everything and all the happiness in the world and I am truly honoured that I get to be a part of his life and make him smile everyday. (Sometimes it might be...