This is a Princess Unicorn doll. Dwight is holding it. Why? Because he bought twenty boxes and is now reselling them to parents who didn't get their children presents yet. For $400 a pop.

"Fa la la la la la la ca-ching"

Dwight as an elf.

Okay, so Jaques has his new Dare-A-Day, Advent Calender. His first dare was the following:

I'll be attempting...

This comes from a great episode of the Office when Michael throws a bachelor party for Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration), and a bachelorette party for Phyllis Lapin. Michael declares that each party is to get their own stripper. However, Jim doesn't invite a male stripper to the Office; he invites a guest speaker. According to Jim, "Michael recommended me a male strip club called 'Banana Slings'. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania." This leads to some sticky situations...

Must I really explain who this is?!

Sorry, I'm exhausted today.

I love Dwight.

Or, alternatively, I LIKE IKE.

This is Michael Scott in his "elaborate costume". It is none other than good ol' Prison Mike. The worst part of prison for him was the dementors, who flew around and sucked his soul out. They ate gruel. Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omlettes. Plus, you could eat your own hair. You would break a rock, all day, every day, for no reason, WITH CHAINS ON YOUR LEGS!