First tie your nuts up tightly and smack them 100 time
Now take your thick unlubed plug and slam it harshly in and of your ass for 5 minutes straight
Warmup over
Now starting off x=1
Now find a number generator and generate a number between 10-25
Mutiply this by x and swat your nuts and ass hole with a hair brush that many times.
Repeat addin 1 to x uuntill x = 25
So next it will be a random generated number (10-25) times 2 then 3 and...