Written for my friend, Rex (she has trouble reaching the keyboard)

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Subs should learn the difference between needs and wants...

Yeah, everyone should learn the difference between needs and wants. Like, maybe it should be discussed between a dom and sub. Instead of one just telling the other.

Because you know what I need? Air, water, food, sleep, and shelter.

I don't know how other subs read the need vs. want thing, but that's where my divide is.

I don't need: D/s, treats, cuddles, orgasms, or a host of other...

I've heard/read a few different things (not ALL of them from people I dislike) that indicate to me a lack of understanding behind the motivations of bratting.

- I don't like when a sub rebels just to gain attention.
- I don't want a brat. I'd rather have a sub that actually WANTS to submit.
- I'm a real sub. I would never question my master. I always do as he says, no questions asked.
- I would never let my sub do that. I demand respect at all times.

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I just want to understand

Bestiality
-Are there kinky animal trainers? Or do people just... hook up with any random animal? Or is that what their pets are for?
-Do the animals have to get checked for STD's? Are there STD's that you have to be more wary of getting from animals than humans?

Littles (although I've learned a lot from reading what minimarshmellow, who made a "little clubhouse" thread and Mystical Madness, who wrote blogs here and here...

So... I like pretty things. I've always liked pretty things. And when I started getting kinky and looking for toys, I didn't stop liking pretty things.

Actually, I insist on all my toys being pretty. If I'm going to use it on myself, I want to like the look of it. This can occasionally cause problems when I'm shopping. There have been several times that finding an ugly but well-made toy was easier than finding a "decorative" quality item that is still fully functional. (Although...

To all our lovely trolls,

I feel like you are underappreciated. I don't think people realize how much you do for us.

Without you, I might not:

-understand just HOW awesome all of the awesome people here really are. It's always good to have comparisons available.
-have discovered most of the little triggers that activate my FUCK OFF mode.
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Watch Out! Vanilla things abound here. If you're allergic, go away. Soooooooooooooo much vanilla. No, but really, I was told recently that my profile is messy and confusing, full of unnecessary, vanilla things, and gave no clue as to why I'm here on GD. If you feel the same way, you need to look harder and get an imagination. Yes, I'm aware that a lot of the things I list here are rather vanilla. News flash: I'm a real person and have vanilla interests. This list of likes and limits is purposely not...