sekai asked me to get naked (redundant... I was already naked!) and clean my windows using my breasts, so I cheerfully went to work.

I sprayed the glass with window cleaning fluid which I then spread all over using just my 36Ds, driving my nipples crazy and pointy. I climbed on a stool to get the high areas and knelt down to get the low areas, then rinsed and repeated on every window-like surface in my apartment. I then had to wipe them dry with a cloth, though, since my breasts aren't very...

RedaDare suggested I do the pizza delivery classic dare and open the door naked... He told me I could hide behind the door, which was kind of him since I wasn't really going to be opening my door naked while a complete stranger was on the other side! Still, there was a twist he didn't know about and which immediately popped to my devious little mind...

I picked up the phone and gave an order. About 15 minutes later I buzzed the delivery guy in. The doorbell rang soon after that, and I...

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and...

Actually, I am quite serious. None of my parents have a degree, well, a two year degree, but that does not get them anywhere. Because now e are in money issues. We can't buy nice things, its hard to pay the bills, we need to be careful for different insurances. Do you want to end up like this? Then I will tell you what my dad told me... go to college and get a degree so you can get a nice job that you enjoy. Then you don't have to worry about money.

Im excited about my cousin that i rarely see is staying with us this weekend! Last time he stayed, i gave him a wedgie as a prank and then he got me back and while giving me a wedgie, he said mega wedgie and we then started to wrestle on my bed and he kept hitting me in my nads and re enforcing the wedgie. Hopefully tonight will be very awesome.

I have a thread set up for dares, and if there is anyone that will do this for me, i want someone to dare him to eat a chocolate candy bar,...

It says in the Bible that no one who murders can enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.

The Bible also says if you repent and truly sorry for your sins, you will enter Heaven.

What if murderers later repented of what they have done and are truly sorry. Will they enter into the Kingdom?

....I hate them.