So today, a getdare first is going to debut and will be posted in a blog. Get ready for endless laughing. It will be one thing you don't want to miss.

-Teaser Ended-

I recently moved up to San Francisco and have been doing a tiny bit of dating in the interim. I've found the women up here to be of amazing quality. Every girl I meet is passionate about their work, open minded, and slightly addicted to wonderful substances. It's all so cute and a wonderland of fun.

Anyways, I asked a girl out to a lunch date in the park this weekend and was told it would work wonderfully as she had a drag show later that night to perform in. I got a yes on the date and...

Well as some of you know, I had a 2 week "vacation" from gd. So what did I do during that time?

I played SC2, go outside, ordered hot cheetos and ate them too. Worked. Watched some TV. Listen to Talyor Swift, played Zelda: Oracle of Seasons.

I do most of that stuff anyway but the hot cheetos were new oh and the vlogs were kinda new but I did them too before. And playing the Zelda game was new too.

This blog will cover two subject hence why life is in quotation marks as one subject will be life and the other will be about making life fun and hey it's not an emo entry! That makes two in a row! I think that's a new record lol but in all due seriousness on with the post.
I'm sure that in some point in time we've heard something like "This is the road you choose in life." Just thinking about this gave me a visual of a whole bunch of roads, and in times in our life we are presented...

Some people on here make me laugh. In case people are wondering, I have been here since 2006 and have been a mod since 2009. So I have been doing this awhile now. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass.

Love,

MBP

It's not very often that I use a blog to describe some events of my daily life. Kind of ironic because that's what I've always thought a blog is, kind of an online journal. However, my life is kind of slow and uninteresting so I don't have something to write about every day. That will change as I have joined a dare competition on this site and, if things go according to plan I'll have my first dare tomorrow. I probably won't be reporting the dares on a blog but rather another site I'm part of which...

During wax play, sing “Happy Birthday to Me ” and blow out the candle

In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes and snore.

Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

When ordered “Look me in the eyes!” do it cross-eyed.

During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your fingers in your ears and say, “Nyah, nyah, I can’t hear you!”

Decorate your Top’s leathers...