You're sitting in a dingy bar. You drain the dregs of the last alcoholic beverage you can afford for the night. You've got one shiny coin left. You look around for something to spend it on. There's a charity jar at the end of the bar, which you reach out for. But just beyond it you see a big flashing jukebox. You walk over and slot your coin in. Not sure what to choose, you hit RANDOM.
The discs whirr into place, and it comes up...

1. 	One - U2 No... Hampers is just one of those gay types who end their messages with 'Love', 'sweetheart', 'Darling' or 'Cutie'
   	Posted 01-17-2009 at 01:26 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

2. 	One - U2 Davros is your sweetheart?!? *runs far, far away.*
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 08:12 PM by Zeromus

3. 	One - U2 I hate to break it to you, but this isn't a cryptic clue, sweetheart. This is a plain-as-day clue...
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:00 PM by Hampers

4. 	One - U2 >It could cost me my position as moderator if I were to tell the general public any information about Project Runway Unification. But I've been a non-moderator user. I know what it's like to feel left out of the loop.< I, for one, wouldn't mind as much if you didn't keep giving cryptic clues like this and teasing us
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 10:02 AM by Davros

5. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen Woah... Must not blog while drunk. But yeah, Leonard Cohen sold out MAJORORORLY! He came to Australia, and tickets were about $AU200! (About Five US Dollars, or Twenty Pence, or 3000 Euros) What happened to the quiet folk singer? In his own words, "I can't buy it any more".
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 08:21 AM by Hampers

6. 	One - U2 Ok fine... you can keep it this time...
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:42 AM by Hampers

7. 	One - U2 but its a funny joke.
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:41 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

8. 	One - U2 Shhh! You've pointed out my joke now!
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:40 AM by Hampers

9. 	One - U2 I love how we both sound amazingly excited, and then Depp comes with his very flat, unenthusiastic comment
   	Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:37 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

10. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen Actually he fucking came to my city once... Guess what? Not a week before I had to leave for vacation <.< I felt like crying.
    	Posted 01-16-2009 at 06:54 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

11. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen I like Leonard Cohen...
    	Posted 01-16-2009 at 06:53 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

12. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen Pop...POP...snap...POP...SNAP...Snop???Crack! OMG It's sooooo fun!!!
    	Posted 01-16-2009 at 06:19 AM by Zeromus

13. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen Are you mad? Bubblewrap? You could choke on that. And imagine: each bubble contains air under a small amount of pressure. What if one explodes? More than one? My God! You might go deaf too! I'm just saying...
    	Posted 01-15-2009 at 11:15 PM by interesting

14. 	Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen Bubblewrap... ha... I'm easily amused
    	Posted 01-15-2009 at 09:43 AM by Davros

15. 	Bye Bye PayPal It was on hignfy. I think with clarkson maybe... could be wrong. Anyway, they definitely didn't show the whole thing, which is a shame.
    	Posted 01-08-2009 at 05:15 AM by Hampers

16. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead Yeah. I think we agreed on EC=Steerpike But it's been a while since I used it.
    	Posted 01-08-2009 at 05:15 AM by Hampers

17. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead K so random place ta bring this up (and I'm butchering my English on purpose) but isn't it [Elite code=Steerpike]?
    	Posted 01-07-2009 at 08:20 PM by Zeromus

18. 	Bye Bye PayPal That is funny ( was it on Have I got news for you ? )
    	Posted 01-07-2009 at 01:03 PM by Trystaan

19. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead Sha-whaa? [EC Code=Steerpike]
    	Posted 01-03-2009 at 03:46 PM by Hampers

20. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead I see. You like dogs.
    	Posted 01-03-2009 at 07:53 AM by Zeromus

21. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead Shit... I better see if I can get it replaced...
    	Posted 01-02-2009 at 06:12 PM by Hampers

22. 	Weird Fishes - Radiohead sorry to post this here but i am sure that spider is missing a leg !! ( so you know i have read the story )
    	Posted 01-02-2009 at 10:23 AM by dared to perfection

23. 	Old School Shirt - Gomez Let's just hope I do "Damn good".
    	Posted 12-18-2008 at 06:17 AM by Zeromus

24. 	Any Colour You Like - Easy Star All-Stars [getDare on Gmail?] Quote: Edit: Seeing as I linked to uToob; has anyone else noticed the Toob's gone widescreen? I am getting the wide screen too. Seems Youtube upgraded! Quote: (But seriously, Depp. Ask for loyalty payments.)
    	Posted 11-27-2008 at 09:00 PM by depp

25. 	Bye Bye PayPal LOL, that's just fucking stupid. The woman deserves to be sacked.
    	Posted 11-17-2008 at 11:38 AM by Davros