You're sitting in a dingy bar. You drain the dregs of the last alcoholic beverage you can afford for the night. You've got one shiny coin left. You look around for something to spend it on. There's a charity jar at the end of the bar, which you reach out for. But just beyond it you see a big flashing jukebox. You walk over and slot your coin in. Not sure what to choose, you hit RANDOM.
The discs whirr into place, and it comes up...

1. 	Aeroplane - Red Hot Chilli Peppers A master comic you are indeed. Quite soon, I say, my warning heed.
   	Posted 01-24-2009 at 08:41 PM by Zeromus

2. 	Aeroplane - Red Hot Chilli Peppers No, I'm a ham sandwich
   	Posted 01-24-2009 at 04:11 PM by Davros

3. 	Aeroplane - Red Hot Chilli Peppers Now I am scared, from an earlier post. Oh, dear davros, are you toast?
   	Posted 01-24-2009 at 03:19 PM by Zeromus

4. 	Aeroplane - Red Hot Chilli Peppers And the UK looks forward to seeing you!
   	Posted 01-24-2009 at 05:48 AM by Davros

5. 	Aeroplane - Red Hot Chilli Peppers See you .... ..... .....
   	Posted 01-24-2009 at 04:14 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

6. 	1000 BPM - Beck Your poor cat! I am so sad, I'd tend to bet he was quite rad.
   	Posted 01-20-2009 at 06:07 AM by Zeromus

7. 	1000 BPM - Beck What happened to it?
   	Posted 01-20-2009 at 04:55 AM by Hampers

8. 	1000 BPM - Beck I honestly miss my cat =( Its been like 2 years now...
   	Posted 01-20-2009 at 02:32 AM by TheLittleStrawberry

9. 	Sing - Blur Unification installs a wandering elizabethan minstrel onto your desktop. It patrols your taskbar with a lute, playing renditions of the songs on your iPod. If you give it the username of a getDare member, it plays the song that's stuck in their head at the moment.
   	Posted 01-19-2009 at 09:03 PM by Hampers

10. 	1000 BPM - Beck To dabear I give elations Now he can lead our nations.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 08:15 PM by Zeromus

11. 	Sing - Blur Will Unification have more media capabilites for talents such as these?
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 08:10 PM by Zeromus

12. 	Sing - Blur And what's worse, I finally got some takes that I was reasonably happy with, and then I accidentally wiped the files on my 8-track recorder. I gave up and recorded another song in the space of 10 minutes and I'm much happier with it.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 05:55 PM by Hampers

13. 	Sing - Blur I'm sure it sounds wonderful.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 01:02 PM by Zeromus

14. 	One - U2 Well, let's agree to disagree.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 01:01 PM by Zeromus

15. 	One - U2 >us< Sorry but I think you'll find he does like me. Sometimes.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 11:12 AM by Davros

16. 	One - U2 Yep. Hampers' doesn't like us, I fear.
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 09:43 AM by Zeromus

17. 	One - U2 >banned first< Does that mean there's more than one member going to be banned?
    	Posted 01-19-2009 at 09:39 AM by Davros

18. 	One - U2 I've got another game. It's called "Guess who's going to be banned first." Official odds are 2 to 1 on Zeromus.
    	Posted 01-18-2009 at 09:05 PM by Hampers

19. 	One - U2 Ohhh Hampers and Daniblonde look sooo cute together!
    	Posted 01-18-2009 at 06:47 PM by Zeromus

20. 	One - U2 Or we could not.
    	Posted 01-18-2009 at 07:27 AM by Hampers

21. 	One - U2 Yay! I know! I could start a forum game where we fictionaly marry each other off! Could be scary though o.O
    	Posted 01-18-2009 at 05:13 AM by Zeromus

22. 	One - U2 Married to the job...
    	Posted 01-17-2009 at 06:08 PM by Hampers

23. 	One - U2 I'm happily married, thankyou.
    	Posted 01-17-2009 at 08:29 AM by Davros

24. 	One - U2 You Forgot The Word Cute!!!!
    	Posted 01-17-2009 at 06:23 AM by Zeromus

25. 	One - U2 Is it that obvious?
    	Posted 01-17-2009 at 01:42 AM by Hampers