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Seeking members for getDare's satanic sex cult in Southern California
Are you bored, in California, and looking for fun? Too shy to talk to people other than those on getDare?
Why not help create a getDare satanic sex cult!
Get in on the ground floor of a new religion... with you at the top!
All new members will be given a small portion of Loke's soul to use as a sacrifice to the deity of their choice.
Please PM your serious inquiries to Depp Davenport!
Why not help create a getDare satanic sex cult!
- We have creepy rituals!
- Scare your stupid Christian neighbors!
- Meet cool hippy chicks and hippy guys!
- Become instantly interesting!
- Opportunities to wear dark robes late at night!
- Create secret handshakes!
- Make new friends!
- Help found cult secret headquarters!
- Learn about ancient mythology!
Get in on the ground floor of a new religion... with you at the top!
All new members will be given a small portion of Loke's soul to use as a sacrifice to the deity of their choice.
Please PM your serious inquiries to Depp Davenport!
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Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:55 PM by lokelake -
OMG!!
I'm not in California, and I'm not bored but I soooooo want to join!!!!
Is it free?Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:55 PM by SubMissChievous -
Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:56 PM by lokelake -
Quote:No, trust me. Depp is a scary honcho
Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:59 PM by SubMissChievous -
Thank you for your interest in the getDare satanic cult! Please e-mail cult(a@t)getdare(do.t)com for an application. Applications are sent out once a month. Please be patient.
The getDare cult is currently completely free. Membership is capped so join today before it is too late!
This is not a joke. Please don't join the cult unless you are serious about satan, sex, robes, rituals, cults, or plaster skulls!Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:02 PM by depp
Updated 05-10-2010 at 10:04 PM by depp -
Is it possible to join in as a spectator hmmmmm
Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:26 PM by 444 -
Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:27 PM by Ninjota -
Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:30 PM by Manbearpig -
Positions in the cult board of directors are quickly filling up. Thank you for all the interest!
Quote:you know, as a theistic lucifarian and practitioner of the occult, i should PROBABLY be offended by this..Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:33 PM by depp -
Posted 05-10-2010 at 11:03 PM by Ninjota -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:08 AM by LilAngel -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:41 AM by Jacques -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:47 AM by SlutPuppy -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:24 AM by Nixie -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:02 AM by sweetsong -
Quote:I'm not in Cali... But can I join? xD A piece of Loke's soul would be awesometastic.
So far I've given out several small chunks of Loke's soul (I divided it up into 200 parts for easy distribution). Some of the deities you guys are sacrificing him to are really creative. We have new cult members giving him up to Satan, Eris, Xenu, Anshar, and Baduhenna.
Quote:Do we have to dance naked in a circle? O.o
Quote:is it possible the cult will go world-wide at a later date? Or at least do a world tour?Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:34 AM by depp -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:52 AM by lokelake
Updated 05-11-2010 at 08:14 AM by lokelake -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:03 AM by lokelake -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:33 AM by Manbearpig -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 02:59 PM by LilAngel -
Quote:Originally Posted by MBPWill there be cookies given away?
Posted 05-11-2010 at 03:20 PM by SubMissChievous -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:04 PM by Liger -
Quote:So are we gonna commit mass suicide to?
Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:13 PM by SubMissChievous -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:09 PM by depp -
Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:23 PM by lokelake