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Australian Government Bans Small Breasts

Posted 01-30-2010 at 06:39 AM by depp (Depp's Blog of Doom)

It seems the Australian government has found something new to ban from the web now. Sorry ladies, your small chests are offending us!

http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/milli...e-ejaculation/

First they come for female ejaculation, and I did not speak out—because I was not an ejaculating female;
Then they came for the women with small breasts, and I did not speak out—because I was not a women with...
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week without sweets!

Posted 02-17-2010 at 08:36 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
Updated 02-17-2010 at 09:02 AM by softeyes

ohhaithar! look, it's my first blog, and i don't even think it's very bloggy! >.<

anyway.. we all know the dare game, don't we? (if not, click the link) :P

well, after doing horrible on the game avalance and getting annoyed with it, and getting below average (which was 155, i got 106 before i quit.), i have to do a dare. :O

and because i apparently didn't want to walk around with marshmellows in my pants all day i'm doing the alternative one.
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Undies!

Posted 02-28-2010 at 09:44 PM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)

..i lost a pair.

i must have misplaced them or something, or my mom have, or dad.

i just can't find them, it's annoying, i liked those undies..

pic billow.


http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/M...0.5,0&fmt=jpeg
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You can kiss me, you can hug me..

Posted 03-20-2010 at 04:31 PM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)

..but never, EVER, TOUCH MY HAIR, or i'll kill you...

that is all.
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I want..

Posted 05-04-2010 at 05:58 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)

...A new iPod.. I have the old classic.

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Another open-ended letter

Posted 05-09-2010 at 09:45 AM by Manbearpig (MBP's Place of Random Things That Pop into My Brain)

To getDare.com,

Hypocrites

That word is thrown out loosely these days. According to Dictionary.com this word means

Quote:
1.
a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2.
a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public
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The Collar

Posted 05-09-2010 at 07:42 PM by MetalGreek (MG BLog)

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed
he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of
many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
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