I was browsing through one of my favorite websites (www.cakewrecks.com, a totally awesomely hilarious website) the other day and came across this post:

http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2014/...my-bottom.html

I immediately thought the idea of giving away your colon for V day was actually maybe a little bit appropriate for some couples. Or, really, for any other day that you'd like to express your love.

But then I started reading the comments...

*Name change to protect the... well, I wouldn't say innocent, but you get the idea.

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[7:27:17 PM] Dim-Dom: Im Dom as you know so Im looking to explore that side by taking over control…I am not looking to control anyones life outside of exploring sexually with each other, not into public humiliation, private humilation im def into…..
[7:28:02 PM] Dim-Dom: being strict
[7:28:03 PM] Dim-Dom: love that
[7:28:21 PM] Dim-Dom: dishing out punishments,tasks etc…..thats up

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Ok, so I definitely thought that my first blog entry here would be about something at least semi-serious.

But today, in chat, I was asked the question, "You never peed for 17 min straight?"

No, this was not a serious question.

But immediately, "The Song That Never Ends" sprang to mind.

And then I thought, no, that's not right, this is the piss that never ends.

And so, I give you:

This is the piss that

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