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Things I learned in chat today
Posted 04-01-2019 at 03:11 PM by Butterfly
Today I needed some major cheering up. I got some sad news while I was chatting away in chat. Not only was everybody super supportive, but things turned very silly and it really helped me stop focusing on being overwhelmingly sad. With their help, I was able to get through the rest of my work day.
I wanted to share some of the life lessons that I learned today:
But really, the biggest lesson I learned from chat today is that getDare really is my home and the people here are my family. I really don't know what I would do without this place.
And of course ....
I wanted to share some of the life lessons that I learned today:
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Life pro tip, be careful what you insert into holes in your body you may not be able to easily remove.
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Also be careful what holes you insert your body parts into
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Chocolate should always be inserted orally and often
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Never put a penis into a blender.
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Life lesson #419... Your nostrils are a bad place to store vast quantities of sneezing powder for shipment.
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Never put jam in a toaster!
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Never use your testicles as golf balls.
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or even somebody else's testicles!
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And likewise never use golf balls as testicles
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Life lesson 9811 paragraph 2: If you're sucking on your girlfriend's nipples, "oh mummy" is the wrong thing to say. Always.
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Kink life lesson #21: Never use a sharpened pencil to sound someone.
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CBT lesson 101 don't use hot chilli sauce no matter what the punishment for not doing it is.
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Kink life lesson 76: Even if your girlfriend is acting like a slut, it's not very proper to ask a waiter in a fancy restaurant for a glass of hot cum for her to drink, no matter how many times she says she wants it.
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Life lesson 159: Invest in a sex doll. If they ever feel depressed and down, you can perk them right up with the pump from your bike -- Tim Minchin.
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and let's not forget.... never eat yellow snow, if you want to taste piss, ask someone very nicely.
And of course ....
Laughter really is the best medicine
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Posted 04-01-2019 at 03:21 PM by LitDarkness -
Posted 04-01-2019 at 04:18 PM by Stopclick -
Posted 04-01-2019 at 07:09 PM by CagedHiruzen -
Posted 04-01-2019 at 08:12 PM by Jaro -
Posted 04-02-2019 at 01:39 AM by MastersVoice -
I'm glad you got some cheering up! ♡
Posted 04-02-2019 at 02:47 AM by LittleMissSass -
Posted 04-13-2019 at 06:01 PM by useme871