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How much do I love him?
I always ask Asslvr how much he loves me. He usually spreads his arms wide as says "this much", or he will say something super cute. However, I will usually be cheeky and say that I only love him a little bit (can't look too desperate can I?).
Hehe.
So I wanted to write this for him to let him know how much I really truly love him.
Only he will understand the true magnitude of love from this list:
I definitely love him more than I love:
Spiders
Denial
Scary Movies
Pranks
Needles
The Dentist
Flying
Chainsaws
Dancing
(*I hate all of the above)
I of course love him more than I love:
Mushrooms
Shot glasses
Thunderstorms
Kittens
Puppies
Pasta
Romance Movies
Reading
Monopoly
Coloring
Bubble Baths
(*I love all of these things, but I still love him more)
I love him just as much as I love:
Music
Toys
Pizza
Disney
Our kittens
Dessert
(*I really love all of these things)
I am pretty sure I love him almost more than I love:
Eeyore
Orgasms
Glitter/Sparkles
Chocolate
Christmas
(*this can change depending on the day)
Honey, no matter how much I joke about only loving you a little bit, no matter how much I give you a hard time and say I am in love with somebody else, no matter how many times I tease you about your hair or your weird words, or anything else, that is just my way of saying I love you.
You are my one and only. My whole life. My soul mate. My prince. My everything. And I could not have asked for a better person to share my life with.
You are the:
cheese to my macaroni
Bert to my Ernie
salt to my pepper
bacon to my eggs
jelly to my peanut butter
bubbles to my bath
milk to my cookies
cherry on top of my cupcake
mustard on my ... everything (ewww)
I love you as much as:
Mario loves Peach
Mickey loves Minnie
Harry loves Ginny
Ellie loves Carl
Simba loves Nala
Ron loves Hermione
Romeo loves Juliette
Lucas loves Peyton
Harvey loves Donna
Minions love Bananas
Maggie loves Glenn
Chandler loves Monica
Marshall loves Lily
Leonard loves Penny
Phil loves Claire
Donald loves Daisy
Buddy loves Christmas
Ross loves Rachel
R2-D2 and C-3PO
Homer loves Marg
Hehe.
So I wanted to write this for him to let him know how much I really truly love him.
Only he will understand the true magnitude of love from this list:
I definitely love him more than I love:
Spiders
Denial
Scary Movies
Pranks
Needles
The Dentist
Flying
Chainsaws
Dancing
(*I hate all of the above)
I of course love him more than I love:
Mushrooms
Shot glasses
Thunderstorms
Kittens
Puppies
Pasta
Romance Movies
Reading
Monopoly
Coloring
Bubble Baths
(*I love all of these things, but I still love him more)
I love him just as much as I love:
Music
Toys
Pizza
Disney
Our kittens
Dessert
(*I really love all of these things)
I am pretty sure I love him almost more than I love:
Eeyore
Orgasms
Glitter/Sparkles
Chocolate
Christmas
(*this can change depending on the day)
Honey, no matter how much I joke about only loving you a little bit, no matter how much I give you a hard time and say I am in love with somebody else, no matter how many times I tease you about your hair or your weird words, or anything else, that is just my way of saying I love you.
You are my one and only. My whole life. My soul mate. My prince. My everything. And I could not have asked for a better person to share my life with.
You are the:
cheese to my macaroni
Bert to my Ernie
salt to my pepper
bacon to my eggs
jelly to my peanut butter
bubbles to my bath
milk to my cookies
cherry on top of my cupcake
mustard on my ... everything (ewww)
I love you as much as:
Mario loves Peach
Mickey loves Minnie
Harry loves Ginny
Ellie loves Carl
Simba loves Nala
Ron loves Hermione
Romeo loves Juliette
Lucas loves Peyton
Harvey loves Donna
Minions love Bananas
Maggie loves Glenn
Chandler loves Monica
Marshall loves Lily
Leonard loves Penny
Phil loves Claire
Donald loves Daisy
Buddy loves Christmas
Ross loves Rachel
R2-D2 and C-3PO
Homer loves Marg
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Comments
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The lions, though The lions! (Made my [otherwise dark and drizzly-dreary] afternoon!)Posted 11-15-2016 at 06:24 AM by Cstelle 
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Posted 11-15-2016 at 10:48 AM by Mr. Devious
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You have such a unique and creative way to express yourself in your blogs. I love reading them and, of course, I love that you indeed have found your soulmate!Posted 11-15-2016 at 12:08 PM by Jaro
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It's*hours later - but the lions still make me giggle like a maniac when I think of them!
I had a meeting, I was important (ish), I did stuff and things - but fucking giggle snort: I can't help it! I keep hearing the song! I see the lions' faces! "IIIIIIIeeeIIIII...!"
You... you guys...!Posted 11-15-2016 at 12:44 PM by Cstelle
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Dang! Those are some pretty cute kittens you have. And you love him just as much as them? He should feel pretty lucky and honored!
You could combine some of your loves. Cover him in chocolate and glitter, for instance!Posted 11-15-2016 at 03:54 PM by drwarschauu
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Beautiful
Thanks for sharing it with us.Posted 11-15-2016 at 04:33 PM by Joan Sky
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One of the most beautiful things read all this week apart from my Exam result card ( where I Aced)Posted 11-16-2016 at 01:51 AM by JONTYTHEKING
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@Cstelle- Hehe I am so glad you liked the Lions. I saw it and just knew I had to use it. I had the song stuck in my head all day.
@Asslvr - I love you too .... duh
@Jaro- Thank you. I like to be creative and find fun ways to communicate and I'm glad you enjoy reading my blogs.
@Drw - I know! They are pretty cute and I still love him just as much. Although to be fair they all get into the same amount of trouble. Ooooh! A chocolate covered, glitter covered Asslvr would be amazing!
@joansky - thank you!
@JONTYTHEKING - Thank you and congrats on acing your test.Posted 11-18-2016 at 10:50 PM by Butterfly
