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10+ reasons I love Asslvr even when he is a butthead
(Which by the way is all the time).
1. He runs to the store to buy me chocolate and Gummi bears when I need it.
2. He hides Easter eggs for me to find, and gives me hints when it is too hard.
3. He let's me hide Easter eggs in really hard places and even ask me for hints as I giggle at him.
4. He tells me he is proud of me even when I am grumping at him.
5. He giggles like a little boy.
6. He tells me when the scary parts are over in movies so that I can hide.
7. He chews up trolls for me.
8. He cuddles me and kisses me after play/sexy time.
9. He comes running when he thinks I get hurt in the shower.
10. He watches girly shows like gossip girl and one tree hill with me.
11. He eats chocolate off the floor that he stepped on because I told him he had to.
12. He gives me rules to stop me from doing things I shouldn't do but I have no self control to stop. And instead of punishments, I get to earn rewards.
13. He calls me different names all the time: sweetie, sweetness, love, etc.
14. He gives me back scratchies and ticklies.
15. He thinks he is cute even though he is just crazy.
16. He wears thongs and panties that say sexy.
17. He let's me dress up his penis like a dinosaur and doesn't get mad when I sit and laugh at it once I put the googly eyes on.
1. He runs to the store to buy me chocolate and Gummi bears when I need it.
2. He hides Easter eggs for me to find, and gives me hints when it is too hard.
3. He let's me hide Easter eggs in really hard places and even ask me for hints as I giggle at him.
4. He tells me he is proud of me even when I am grumping at him.
5. He giggles like a little boy.
6. He tells me when the scary parts are over in movies so that I can hide.
7. He chews up trolls for me.
8. He cuddles me and kisses me after play/sexy time.
9. He comes running when he thinks I get hurt in the shower.
10. He watches girly shows like gossip girl and one tree hill with me.
11. He eats chocolate off the floor that he stepped on because I told him he had to.
12. He gives me rules to stop me from doing things I shouldn't do but I have no self control to stop. And instead of punishments, I get to earn rewards.
13. He calls me different names all the time: sweetie, sweetness, love, etc.
14. He gives me back scratchies and ticklies.
15. He thinks he is cute even though he is just crazy.
16. He wears thongs and panties that say sexy.
17. He let's me dress up his penis like a dinosaur and doesn't get mad when I sit and laugh at it once I put the googly eyes on.
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Hehe! I especially loved this one!Quote:11. He eats chocolate off the floor that he stepped on because I told him he had to.
Posted 03-29-2016 at 02:45 PM by drwarschauu 
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Thank you so much sweetie! Those are all great reasons! Some a little crazier than others, but hey.... that's us
Posted 03-29-2016 at 07:08 PM by Mr. Devious
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Awww! This is super sweetness!Posted 03-31-2016 at 04:27 PM by justJane
