Mock The Week

Night-1991 · 12-03-2009, 05:57 AM

Any British on the site will understand this. The official Mock The Week thread!...or..not. LOL.

So, what's your favourite jokes from Mock The Week?

[what Tony Blair thinks]
Al Murray: [impersonating a Dalek] You will obey! Exterminate!

Frankie Boyle: I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it."

Frankie Boyle: "You've been all selected for this mission because your unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill, Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The SugarPuff Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis WELCOME TO OPERATION MINDF***!".

Slenderman - Doctor · 12-03-2009, 07:37 AM

Far too many to note here. I always love the "Scenes we'd like to see" bits and there's a nice collection on the BBC YouTube channel ^_^

Night-1991 · 12-03-2009, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvin

Far too many to note here. I always love the "Scenes we'd like to see" bits and there's a nice collection on the BBC YouTube channel ^_^

I love the Operation Mindf*** one though. Oh and the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy joke, that was epic.

(p.s. Your avatar. "Doctor Who: Is watching you looking at porn")

Pierrot · 12-03-2009, 08:42 AM

frankie boyle is a legend! did u hear the joke about the swimmer rebecca adlington, it wernt even that bad, but was so funny xD

CollaredBlondie · 12-03-2009, 09:06 AM

WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING. THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS! EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!

Ahem.

I love Mock the Week. Aside from the above, I love the "Ice Fishing" sketch.

Both Frankie Boyle of course, 'cause he's a legend.

Slenderman - Doctor · 12-03-2009, 09:07 AM

Love the Dalek poetry!

Gutted that Frankie's not doing any more MTW episodes

Obedient_Calf · 12-16-2009, 08:55 AM

Used to love MTW but its outlived now the only good people on it were Boyle & Howard although Boyle has gone now.

Also in itunes theres a Frankie Boyle podcast from MTW where he tells the jokes to the audience before the shows even started so the audience can pick/rate which jokes he says, the show is staged and made up worse than top gear these days and thats saying something.

The fact they are told the subjects a day before hand renders the comics unless and most of them have there jokes written and brainstormed with there writers.

+ If you've seen most of the comics own DVD's you'll already of heard most of the jokes on the show.

Boyle skitting the swimmer was the final straw off the back of a removed joke saying the queens got an arse like a broken cat-flap, they just needed an excuse to get rid with it being the BBC with its 'lame ass fickle complain at everything viewers'.

Boyles fantastic seen him live, shame he laughs at his own jokes to much which after so long gets sad, luckily to his advantage there edited out MTW.

(FAV JOKE is the actions of Howard doing the dog in the hot-tub joke.)

andrew_b · 12-16-2009, 09:38 AM

any frankie boyle joke

fitzy · 12-16-2009, 09:42 AM

i liked when they went on about the pies.

spoon55 · 12-17-2009, 01:19 PM

every 12 seconds:

franke boyle says: the rate in which glaswegian police get called out to a pregnant woman attacking a rotweiler with a sledgehammer

Star Shadows · 12-17-2009, 03:49 PM

I love Mock the Week. Not better now Frankie boyle left though

I have so many favorite bits it is so epic

some of my favorites
Hugh Dennis: Viewers of a nervous disposition may be interested to know that your television is off and I am speaking to you from inside your head...

Frankie Boyle: Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

snup · 12-18-2009, 01:22 AM

See MTW is just ANOTHER show, I have never seen it anything more than bbc2 trying to be c4 by doing a cheep HIGNFY.

And of course its scripted, if ANYONE beleives a comic is not scripted in some form or another, either by themselves or another person your a fool.

Night-1991 · 12-18-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by snup

See MTW is just ANOTHER show, I have never seen it anything more than bbc2 trying to be c4 by doing a cheep HIGNFY.

And of course its scripted, if ANYONE beleives a comic is not scripted in some form or another, either by themselves or another person your a fool.

Oh hush you. Trying to ruin a thread for fans of the show, don't like it?, tough.

ANYWAY back On topic

Worst thing to hear over a tannoy system.

Hugh Dennis: "Bucket and Mop To Isle Three Please, Bucket and Mop To Isle Three, Someones Cum on The Broccoli"

12-03-2009, 05:57 AM	#1
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	Mock The Week Any British on the site will understand this. The official Mock The Week thread!...or..not. LOL. So, what's your favourite jokes from Mock The Week? [what Tony Blair thinks] Al Murray: [impersonating a Dalek] You will obey! Exterminate! Frankie Boyle: I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it." Frankie Boyle: "You've been all selected for this mission because your unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill, Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The SugarPuff Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis WELCOME TO OPERATION MINDF***!".

12-03-2009, 08:42 AM	#4
Pierrot Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: UK Posts: 36	Mock the week!!! frankie boyle is a legend! did u hear the joke about the swimmer rebecca adlington, it wernt even that bad, but was so funny xD

12-16-2009, 08:55 AM	#7
Obedient_Calf Account Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 225	Used to love MTW but its outlived now the only good people on it were Boyle & Howard although Boyle has gone now. Also in itunes theres a Frankie Boyle podcast from MTW where he tells the jokes to the audience before the shows even started so the audience can pick/rate which jokes he says, the show is staged and made up worse than top gear these days and thats saying something. The fact they are told the subjects a day before hand renders the comics unless and most of them have there jokes written and brainstormed with there writers. + If you've seen most of the comics own DVD's you'll already of heard most of the jokes on the show. Boyle skitting the swimmer was the final straw off the back of a removed joke saying the queens got an arse like a broken cat-flap, they just needed an excuse to get rid with it being the BBC with its 'lame ass fickle complain at everything viewers'. Boyles fantastic seen him live, shame he laughs at his own jokes to much which after so long gets sad, luckily to his advantage there edited out MTW. (FAV JOKE is the actions of Howard doing the dog in the hot-tub joke.) Last edited by Obedient_Calf; 12-16-2009 at 09:00 AM.

12-16-2009, 09:38 AM	#8
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12-03-2009, 07:37 AM	#2
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Far too many to note here. I always love the "Scenes we'd like to see" bits and there's a nice collection on the BBC YouTube channel ^_^

12-03-2009, 09:07 AM	#6
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Love the Dalek poetry! Gutted that Frankie's not doing any more MTW episodes

12-17-2009, 01:19 PM	#10
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12-17-2009, 03:49 PM	#11
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	I love Mock the Week. Not better now Frankie boyle left though I have so many favorite bits it is so epic some of my favorites Hugh Dennis: Viewers of a nervous disposition may be interested to know that your television is off and I am speaking to you from inside your head... Frankie Boyle: Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

12-18-2009, 01:22 AM	#12
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