Minecraft Dares!

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Welcome kinky Minecrafters!

Hey all my fellow pervy gamers! My puppy and I have recently made a server for get dare and we have been having quite a bit of fun over there and it has inspired me to make this post with some kinky suggestions for playing minecraft.

All the tasks which you will find here are pretty generic but hopefully can serve as inspiration for those playing on their own or who join us. Obviously customise the tasks to your likes and limits, and your own experience in the game. This could be done on any minecraft world, but if you would like to join us on our server just ask We always want more active people. I mean what's the point of making cool things if not to show them off, and we can hold you accountable for every time we see you die…. (more on that later)

I split my task suggestions into a few categories, Survival/Adventuring and Building/Creative, as well as into longer challenge suggestions and shorter, simple tasks. So first up...

Survival/Adventuring

Longer Challenges

Speedrunners challenge!
Start the game and a timer, give yourself a goal, be it your simply first diamond pickaxe, full diamond gear, until you find a village/defeat the ender dragon/the wither etc. and then some forfeit for every minute/hour it takes you over your goal. An example would be

I challenge myself to fight the ender dragon and kill her, without glitches in 2 hours, for every minute over the 2 hours i will add a day of denial.

Another could be:

I challenge myself to summon the wither and kill him, without the use of bedrock, in 1 hour. For every minute over I will give myself 1 pussy spank, this doubles every time I die.

A night in the woods…
If on a server you are normally playing, strip yourself of all armor and you may only take 3 iron tools, 1 stack of ladders and 1 stack of torches. You must fend for yourself without returning to your base while you find some new biome/structure of your choosing, can you reach your goal without dying?(obviously you can impose your own rules here, are you allowed to create more tools/armor, do you need to collect some specific resource, is there a time limit etc)

Group Games:
Make a minigame/parkour challenge etc, everyone runs the course/game. The winner(s)/fastest time/least deaths wins and can give a forfeit to the others in the game! (In our shared world i plan on making an area with some nicely challenging games)

Simple Tasks

Resource Gathering
Finding a particular resource = a task, as a few random examples
Edge once for every diamond you find
Wet yourself for every x gold you find
Spank yourself for redstone

Etc etc, you get the idea, feel free to come up with your own rules and say what you are playing with

Death punishments

These could be something very simple like every time you die you will do one of the following (Maybe double it if you can’t retrieve your items):
10 spanks
5 edges
20 push ups
Hold your bladder for 30/60 minutes

Or you could even have themed punishments depending on how you died

Killed by "Intentional game design" (trying to use a bed in the Nether or the End).

Spoiler:

You clearly love your bed! When you next go to bed you must bind yourself while you sleep

Killed via potion effect (Such as an 'Instant Damage' potion).

Spoiler:

Drink a large glass and hold your bladder for the next 30 minutes

Kinetic Energy (Flying into blocks using an elytra).

Spoiler:

Ah impact again… such a horrible thing, 5 pussy/cock slaps

Killing oneself (By using an arrow or a trident).

Spoiler:

Clearly you are a masochistic! Go spank yourself 50 times!

Bee Sting (Attacking a bee/Destroying a beehive)

Spoiler:

Such a crime against nature! Go outdoors and give yourself a wedgie then have a nice long walk through a park.

Attacking an Iron Golem

Spoiler:

Some people like to make things hard on themselves? Boys keep yourself hard for the next 15 minutes of playing, girls and sissies insert a firm toy inside you

Attacking a llama.

Spoiler:

Again with the crimes against nature! Clearly you are filthy and just like to be spat on. Spit on yourself 5 times or play for the next 10 minutes with an open mouth gag

Attacking a wolf.

Spoiler:

Bow to the alpha canine! As penance get on all fours and animalistically fuck a hole of your choice

Killed by a hostile mob.

Spoiler:

Everytime you see that mob type for the next 10/15 minutes you must slap/spank yourself, as a reminder to be careful

Fall damage

Spoiler:

You like heights huh? Strip naked and give yourself 10 spanks in front of a window, make sure to look down at anyone passing by

Fire damage

Spoiler:

Someone likes it hot! Rub some heat rub onto your nipples/cock/pussy

Suffocation in solid blocks.

Spoiler:

Play for the next 15 minutes wearing a tight collar

Killed by another player.

Spoiler:

If they are kinky ask them to make you suffer for losing to them

Using the /kill command.

Spoiler:

Ah the wrath of mod… if they are kinky beg them for a punishment

Falling out of the world (or void damage).

Spoiler:

Ah the void… eternal nothingness (well maybe not eternal, 48 hours of no touching)

Dragon breath (killed by the Ender Dragon).

Spoiler:

Respect the dragon! Submissively watch some fantasy porn/scalies/service your most fantasy type toy (bonus points if its a bad dragon)

Drowning (running out of oxygen while underwater)

Spoiler:

Someone forgot how to hold their breath… have a golden shower and keep your mouth open

Killed by firework rockets .

Spoiler:

Fireworks can be so lovely and colourful, write 10 different things on yourself in at least 4 different colours

Having too many entities in the same space.

Spoiler:

Someone likes it crowded… Go out in public filled in at least one hole

Crushed by a falling anvil.

Spoiler:

Put a safe but painful weight on your breasts/cock/balls, or wear some weighted clamps/weighted ball stretcher

Blown up by TNT/ an End Crystal

Spoiler:

oh my, someone likes making things burst! Do a cbt task/bladder holding task

Killed by the Wither status effect.

Spoiler:

Someone forgot their milk! Lap up a bowl of milk while on fours like a pet

Killed by cactus thorns.

Spoiler:

Make /wear a tack bra or 20 rubber band snaps to an area of your choice (Make it sting)

Starvation (Depending on the difficulty setting)

Spoiler:

Sacrifice 1 treat you like to eat for the next day

Ender Pearls (Using an ender pearl while at low health)

Spoiler:

Someone likes to play with their balls! Give yourself 5 hits to yours!

Walking into a Sweet Berry Bush

Spoiler:

do a short task out in some woods/a park

By being struck by Lightning

Spoiler:

Someone likes electricity! Torment yourself with some estim

Building/Creative

Most tasks you find seem to be focused on survival hence me coming up with a few fun ideas for my fellow builders

Longer Challenges

Come up with a goal of something you would like to build, maybe a minigame/building, could be something small like a house or while you terraform an entire mountain. Find some task which you can do based on this time, it could be that while you gather resources/build you must be plugged/vibed/in diapers or you give yourself a time limit and for every minute/hour longer than you wanted you must suffer some forfeit

Simple Tasks

Every time you place a block in the wrong orientation twist your nipples
Everytime you forgot a block you needed in your build/run out give yourself 5 spanks as a reminder to be prepared
If you built a redstone system and it failed to work set yourself up with some estim to keep you squirming until it you fix it

Feel free to contribute/post

More suggestions for tasks are welcome! I will add them into here and please post any of the tasks you are choosing to play with! It's always fun to share tasks, especially any longer concepts people have

And shameless plug time again...

If you would like to join us on our (mostly vanilla) minecraft Java server just reach out to me either here or in DMs and i will send you a link to the discord server, more information about the server is available here or in my signature